Plus some flavored repost of the afforded mentioned two

there's a lot more where that came from :3 (@darksydeup on twitter)
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It doesn’t have to end in November, either. Destroy Dick December. Justified Jacking-off January. Fapping Forever February. Meatstick Masturbation March. Five full months of non stop nutting!!!

“But it’s for fun! Look at le epik figurine or 5-second lap dance it made of my hot OC!” Selling your soul to the slop machine… is it supposed to be fun?

When your stick slaps your face… call that shit slapstick comedy

*smack* boioioioioing

Trying to chat in a Discord server feels like being that kid in high school that the other high school cliques accept and you’re nodding to whatever they say but they’re too engrossed in their own conversations so there’s no room in the convo for you to say anything…

Do you ever get that weird feeling where you goon to a character from a franchise without having known their story but then once you experience their story, you don’t want to goon to them because they’re too precious?

Solid cum sounds even worse now that you put it that way. It’s supposed to be sweet and creamy like yogurt, for god’s sake!!!

Fun fact, most of this is fairly accurate so far, as far as the actual game's mechanics go. (5-8/10 🧵)

Plus some alts shots