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𝗦𝘂𝗿𝗲, 𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝗲 ˢᵐᵃˡˡ, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗮 𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧...𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗽!

The #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒' trusty spear wielder!

SFW! + NSFW for potential dark themes only!
LEWD RP and NON-RP DNI (DO NOT INTERACT!)
Pinned
"𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐛𝐲.“

| #Kirbyrp | #Nintendorp | #MVRP |

"𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲!"
*Bandee sure is asleep... someone in the base should probably wake him up though, it's the morning after all!*
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"Oh... that... explains a lot..."

"...I know it's late but uh, I might be able to get a new fridge for the base... then you can store whatever you wish in there!"
“…Cass…Fire fruit…”

…with how sad it sounds, there’s probably a reason she removed the fridge from existence
"Okay, I just woke up, I better not have forgotten anything today..."

"So, what did I... miss...."

"Where's the fridge?"
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
{Why not... I'll have a shot at this too...}
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"Okay, I just woke up, I better not have forgotten anything today..."

"So, what did I... miss...."

"Where's the fridge?"
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"YOU NEVER TOLD ME IT WAS GETTING INTO MY SPARE BANDANAS THOUGH!"

"Ugh, now I need to put this one in the wash..."
“I told you.”
"Okay! this is getting out of hand! someone has been stealing my spare bandanas!"

"Ugh, at least I can enjoy some leftover cake in the fridge and OH DEAR NOVA!!!"

*Yeah uh, he found out about the faceless puffball's little prank... and well... he's not amused...*

*...Also the cake is all gone...*
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Okay! this is getting out of hand! someone has been stealing my spare bandanas!"

"Ugh, at least I can enjoy some leftover cake in the fridge and OH DEAR NOVA!!!"

*Yeah uh, he found out about the faceless puffball's little prank... and well... he's not amused...*

*...Also the cake is all gone...*
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"...That's uh..."

"Okay then..."
“I saw waddle dee remains in the fridge….”
"..."

*He's slowly turning to @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social *

"Hey uh... Tron, is this true?"
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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*Sailor nods*

"I suppose that's fair... I'll let him know as soon as he gets back, alright? just... sit tight for now..."

*The call ends, and the adventurous dee sighed...*

"Guess I need to prep up the Halberd... again..."
"An... hour or three?"

*The dee sighed...*

"Look, just patch me in when he's available, I don't care if it's during a mission or something, I just need to speak to him when I can..."
"Oh! right, of course... uhh..."

*Sailor Dee looked around, he was kind of alone at the moment...*

"He's out and about on patrol right now, I think... perhaps you can call back in... uh.... an hour or three and he'll be back by then... alright?"
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"An... hour or three?"

*The dee sighed...*

"Look, just patch me in when he's available, I don't care if it's during a mission or something, I just need to speak to him when I can..."
"Oh! right, of course... uhh..."

*Sailor Dee looked around, he was kind of alone at the moment...*

"He's out and about on patrol right now, I think... perhaps you can call back in... uh.... an hour or three and he'll be back by then... alright?"
"Aye, this is Bandana Dee of the #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒... I'm... calling to see if Meta Knight is available at this time? Not to say there's any danger whatsoever at the moment I was just... curious is all..."
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"Aye, this is Bandana Dee of the #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒... I'm... calling to see if Meta Knight is available at this time? Not to say there's any danger whatsoever at the moment I was just... curious is all..."
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"A... new recruit?"

"...Alrighty then... I suppose we do need all the help we can get..."

"...Maybe I won't need Meta Knight's aid after all... but..."

*Bandee looks at the communicator in hand*

"...I'm still on the fence about it..."
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"..."

*He's slowly turning to @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social *

"Hey uh... Tron, is this true?"
“We thought you did!! Tron said you did!”
"By nova! geez guys, you make it sound like I died or something!"
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Huh... friend of Kirby's I assume?"

*He doesn't mind... somewhat... just patting it on the head before pressing onward through the base, it was gonna be a very long day...*
!

“Hiii…”

Oh hey, look who’s greeting! Don’t mind the small spot of blood on it’s blank face, it’s definitely not some part of a waddle dee it ate…💧
"Aaaaalllright... what's goin' on now?"

"Really had to wake me up due to some commotion already?"

*Oh hey, Bandee's alive...*
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"By nova! geez guys, you make it sound like I died or something!"
“YOURE ALIVE”

*And tackle hug*
"Aaaaalllright... what's goin' on now?"

"Really had to wake me up due to some commotion already?"

*Oh hey, Bandee's alive...*
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"Aaaaalllright... what's goin' on now?"

"Really had to wake me up due to some commotion already?"

*Oh hey, Bandee's alive...*
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"...To think... one bad thing and a good chunk of the team is in shambles..."

*Bandee sighed*

"...I think we should have a team meeting tomorrow morning... this is getting out of hand..."
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
*The dee looks to his ally, tilting his head in slight worry...*

"Is... something wrong... Zero?"
“Wish granting ancient relic?
Something tells me you made that up.. but another half is telling me that that’s.. interesting..

May need to look further.”

Zero stared up at the bright sky. He was worried for a second. . .
But it’s fine.

“Hm..”

Something seems.. off with one of them though..
*The dee headed outside, immediately looking at the sky and....*

"On the bright side... Guess we don't need to track where Rock and S. Kirby might be after all..."

"Onnnnnn the bad side uh, how do you feel about seeing an all-powerful, wish granting, ancient relic in the stars?"
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
*The dee headed outside, immediately looking at the sky and....*

"On the bright side... Guess we don't need to track where Rock and S. Kirby might be after all..."

"Onnnnnn the bad side uh, how do you feel about seeing an all-powerful, wish granting, ancient relic in the stars?"
“..what do you mean?”

Everything seems to happen where they’re at.
Mostly bad.
What’s going on now?

“You think we should check it out?”

It took NO time before Zero began having thoughts on his head.
…worrisome.. thoughts..
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"...No, I understand..."

"...I suppose I do need a break and..."

*He blinked.... for just a split millisecond, something felt off...*

"...Is... something happening outside?"
“You sure?”

“You already seemed stressed earlier, Bandee.
I don’t wanna rush you into doing something when you have been doing a lot.”

He shows a lot of concern after that little.. outrage he had.
Not knowing that the little guy went past that.

But just to be sure…
"Mr. Zero... if I may..."

"...I can still do it... last time was just a fluke, wasn't even my fault!"

"Besides, I'm always glad to try and help out a friend y'know..."
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"Mr. Zero... if I may..."

"...I can still do it... last time was just a fluke, wasn't even my fault!"

"Besides, I'm always glad to try and help out a friend y'know..."
“That’s true..”

“But even still. That was just for one day.
And when he did try for that one day, that robot messed with EVERYTHING.
..
And it broke.”
“Wait a minute, didn’t Ciel teach Bandee some stuff before we all went to the Elysium?”
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"...Okay, MAYBE just this once, but if either of us gets hurt severely, I'm gonna be waddle done and retreat to base in an instant..."
“…

I mean you wanna come with?”

Zero MAY or may not be trying to scare him since he caught a LOT of snark in his voice.
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"S-Speaking of which... has anyone seen Shadow Kirby as well?"
“I would… but I’m not entirely sure where he is??”
“You bet.

Tell Rock that he doesn’t have to worry about a thing.
I’m on it.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"...Okay, then do it."
“I’d do it for free.”
"...I'll have to pass then, I think destroying her just for taking a wallet is a bit too far..."

"I mean would you kill someone over like... stealing a lottery ticket?"
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"...I'll have to pass then, I think destroying her just for taking a wallet is a bit too far..."

"I mean would you kill someone over like... stealing a lottery ticket?"
"Ehhhh... In that case, you'd-a be getting 500 coins, so there's-a that."
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Question Mr. Wario..."

"...What if we JUST give back your wallet? like if she's not dead and we just... take it? do we still get the prize money?"
"LISTEN UP, CHUMPS! IT'S-A ME, WARIO, AND YOU BETTER LISTEN-A CAREFULLY! I'm putting up a bounty for this robot named Cyn! Your goal is-a to find her, destroy her and most importantly, GET-A MY WALLET BACK! Whoever does this first will-a be handsomely rewarded with-@ 1000 coins, so GET TO IT!"
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM