But seriously, why are leopards eating faces now?

Strong work!

I’ll never forgive you for that article about how the criminal justice system routinely uses jet fuel to melt steel beams.

Stuff like this hurts my feels just a bit, not gonna lie.

But what really gets me is the realization that most “friendly” interactions with a non-white-male stranger is a strategy they’ve learned for keeping safe.

So if nothing else, I appreciate the authenticity.

Isn’t there some specific term for lying to a judge in court?

I stand with Silwa’s cats.

Fun fact: he don’t smoke, don’t drink.

Prediction: conservative lawmakers suddenly start being very concerned about home device privacy laws.

America’s mood

ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

Back in my day, I had to drive around with a book so I could be distracted at traffic lights.

I feel like we should get to be a little bit equally terrible. As a treat.

And also: so fucking what if it’s always been horrible. We can’t make the past better but we can do something about the future.

Now is not the time to politicize egg plants.

Justice. But sometimes also Street Justice.

Just what a shill for Big Cat would claim.