Continuing to pass off scenes from films as stories from my own life with hilarious results.

Over on Threads I’m trolling people by posting scenes from films but presented as true personal stories.

Here’s the official poster of my upcoming show The Simple Creatures. So proud. Buy tix here: events.humanitix.com/the-simple-c...

Happy 30th anniversary of the very last episode of The Late Show with The D-Generation. Or as I call it, the day the laughter died.
Thanks as always to the masterful Santo, Tom, Jane, Judith, Tony, Mick, Rob, and Jason.
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Now that the Daily Mail has classified me as an influencer, who will be the first to send me free stuff? And by stuff I mean beer. And by free I mean, a 15% discount coupon.