I'm so tired I swear the image was moving, nice render though!

I would like some bean soup, with no oat milk please.

A vibe I hope to achieve someday,

Troubleshooting might be good, but it might be one of those Windows 11 moments where it does that than stop outta nowhere.

My toxic trait is thinking I can handle the recoil on ANY of these.

Oh, I thought you meant when someone describes someone as a twink but once they hit their late twenties they start to look the total opposite of a twink.

The first part, when you really start to see them age or something like that or referred to as "Twink Death" aswell, not sure if i described it right.

This sounds like a funny story be made of how a cryptid got rich for profiting off their own existence.