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Actor, Song Man, and Manager of a performance space. Mostly online for video game purposes and porpoises.
Ended up watching Die Hard for the first time. Y’all are stupid. This ain’t no Christmas movie. Go fuck yourself.
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ended up watching Die Hard for the first time. Y’all are stupid. This ain’t no Christmas movie. Go fuck yourself.
Metroid Prime 4 is the Dark Souls 2 of the franchise. Overall it’s bad. But it’s not really bad. It’s kinda good. But the bad stuff outweighs the good in the end. So it’s bad. Better to play the other games in the series.
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Metroid Prime 4 is the Dark Souls 2 of the franchise. Overall it’s bad. But it’s not really bad. It’s kinda good. But the bad stuff outweighs the good in the end. So it’s bad. Better to play the other games in the series.
Never seen die hard. Will likely die this way.
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Never seen die hard. Will likely die this way.
Probably gonna have to play Clair obscure at some Point. I love jrpgs but I kinda hate the overall graphic style based on all the footage I’ve seen. Might just be an unreal thing.
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Probably gonna have to play Clair obscure at some Point. I love jrpgs but I kinda hate the overall graphic style based on all the footage I’ve seen. Might just be an unreal thing.
This game trailer of a dude getting wicker manned is disgusting at the game awards.
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This game trailer of a dude getting wicker manned is disgusting at the game awards.
Hades games are great but I don’t think they stack well when ranked amongst other rogue likes. Neither Hades feels like a game I have to get better at, I just have to keep playing until I’m powered up enough to just win. Even good RNG seems to be less important than just stacking permanent upgrades.
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hades games are great but I don’t think they stack well when ranked amongst other rogue likes. Neither Hades feels like a game I have to get better at, I just have to keep playing until I’m powered up enough to just win. Even good RNG seems to be less important than just stacking permanent upgrades.
If I see one more political cartoon smugly doin the “quiet piggy” thing I’m gonna find that cartoonists house and throw a pig at them.
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If I see one more political cartoon smugly doin the “quiet piggy” thing I’m gonna find that cartoonists house and throw a pig at them.
Ocarina of Time and the Analogue 3D is really showing me why software emulation just don’t feel right.
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ocarina of Time and the Analogue 3D is really showing me why software emulation just don’t feel right.
Saw knives out wake up dead man at a screening last week.I don’t think Rian Johnson is any good at telling an actually compelling mystery.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Saw knives out wake up dead man at a screening last week.I don’t think Rian Johnson is any good at telling an actually compelling mystery.
I’m immensely impressed by how good this looks and feels to play. Between this and my recent flippy drive, I’m really appreciating why software emulation just doesn’t feel right. Ocarina of time looks and feels so new and right again.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m immensely impressed by how good this looks and feels to play. Between this and my recent flippy drive, I’m really appreciating why software emulation just doesn’t feel right. Ocarina of time looks and feels so new and right again.
I think it’s insane that I’ve had ps4 controllers, Xbox controllers, and Switch controllers stop working within a few years but my original GameCube Wavebird still works perfectly over 20 years later.
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I think it’s insane that I’ve had ps4 controllers, Xbox controllers, and Switch controllers stop working within a few years but my original GameCube Wavebird still works perfectly over 20 years later.
Didn’t realize it was the GameCube birthday but I ended up giving my console a mod to play games off an SD card the other day. As much as I love dolphin emulator, the real thing really does feel better.
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Didn’t realize it was the GameCube birthday but I ended up giving my console a mod to play games off an SD card the other day. As much as I love dolphin emulator, the real thing really does feel better.
This art on the inside of the cover for Pokémon ZA is so lovely. Wish it wasn’t hidden behind the red box.
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This art on the inside of the cover for Pokémon ZA is so lovely. Wish it wasn’t hidden behind the red box.
You may have forgotten that Puss N Boots The Last Wish has the most realistic portrayal of a panic attack ever but not me.
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You may have forgotten that Puss N Boots The Last Wish has the most realistic portrayal of a panic attack ever but not me.
I think of all major league team sports as things meant for children to run around and learn about team work, but that don’t even apply to MLB since it’s just the team vs one person at a time and everyone’s always just standing around Anyway, go Toronto.
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think of all major league team sports as things meant for children to run around and learn about team work, but that don’t even apply to MLB since it’s just the team vs one person at a time and everyone’s always just standing around Anyway, go Toronto.
Muppet Christmas Carol Live Action Remake coming to Disney+
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Muppet Christmas Carol Live Action Remake coming to Disney+
ZA is the first Pokémon I’ve played since Shield which left me feelin lukewarm bout the total experience. I’m currently loving just about everything in ZA.
October 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
ZA is the first Pokémon I’ve played since Shield which left me feelin lukewarm bout the total experience. I’m currently loving just about everything in ZA.
I’m trying to finish Silksong so I can Pokerman but I’m at 94% completion and I keep stumbling into new little encounters.
October 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I’m trying to finish Silksong so I can Pokerman but I’m at 94% completion and I keep stumbling into new little encounters.
I’m glad Silksong is filtering you mungo cherries outta its goodness. Weep as you fail to beat its bosses! Proclaim your need for an easy mode! Curse into the abyss!
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m glad Silksong is filtering you mungo cherries outta its goodness. Weep as you fail to beat its bosses! Proclaim your need for an easy mode! Curse into the abyss!
I’m severely embarrassed for everyone mad at bill burr or any of those comics for performing in Saudi.
October 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m severely embarrassed for everyone mad at bill burr or any of those comics for performing in Saudi.
I think it’s weird how polarizing Rian Johnson is. I think his movies are perfectly ok. Don’t get why they’re hated so much but also don’t get why people talk about him like he’s a genius or something.
September 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I think it’s weird how polarizing Rian Johnson is. I think his movies are perfectly ok. Don’t get why they’re hated so much but also don’t get why people talk about him like he’s a genius or something.
I don’t understand why performing in one country that does human rights abuses is evil but living and performing in another country that does human rights abuses is perfectly normal.
September 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I don’t understand why performing in one country that does human rights abuses is evil but living and performing in another country that does human rights abuses is perfectly normal.
Ok. Can people go back to not talking about Jimmy Kimmel.
September 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ok. Can people go back to not talking about Jimmy Kimmel.
Every time i use Hornets healing bind I agree “yes you are my friend”
September 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Every time i use Hornets healing bind I agree “yes you are my friend”