Kapayro
@maskawin.bsky.social
Voted most likely to impress your mom and your dad.
Voted least likely to be liked by jealous siblings
Voted "one of the good ones" by your conservative grandparents
Voted least likely to be liked by jealous siblings
Voted "one of the good ones" by your conservative grandparents
My workplace's new policy is that you must submit your Vacation Day (Or Paid Time as they have since rebranded it as) *two weeks* in advance or they might not be able to honor it
February 2, 2026 at 11:45 AM
My workplace's new policy is that you must submit your Vacation Day (Or Paid Time as they have since rebranded it as) *two weeks* in advance or they might not be able to honor it
My Facebook feed justifying the execution of a man makes me scared of my family and neighbors
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 AM
My Facebook feed justifying the execution of a man makes me scared of my family and neighbors
Lost our third space to play boardgames and DnD like we haven't been going for over a decade.
Its fine; its a small town there's probably a few third spaces
Its fine; its a small town there's probably a few third spaces
January 23, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Lost our third space to play boardgames and DnD like we haven't been going for over a decade.
Its fine; its a small town there's probably a few third spaces
Its fine; its a small town there's probably a few third spaces
I keep telling them its a training issue but they keep looking at me like I have a mental handicap
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I keep telling them its a training issue but they keep looking at me like I have a mental handicap
My boss thought I was straight when she hired me but was told I was a queer before I started so now she greatly dislikes me because I "deceived her"
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 AM
My boss thought I was straight when she hired me but was told I was a queer before I started so now she greatly dislikes me because I "deceived her"
My Christmas bonus at work was a $10 Sheetz gift card and a whopping $50 Walmart Gift card.
January 14, 2026 at 11:24 AM
My Christmas bonus at work was a $10 Sheetz gift card and a whopping $50 Walmart Gift card.
This is the most snow we have had in almost 13 years.
We are so fucked
We are so fucked
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This is the most snow we have had in almost 13 years.
We are so fucked
We are so fucked
Having to work mandatory overtime while not getting paid time and a half for said overtime because I used a vacation day earlier in the week seems like a punishment
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Having to work mandatory overtime while not getting paid time and a half for said overtime because I used a vacation day earlier in the week seems like a punishment
Queer as Folk is my comfort show and I'm almost finished rewatching season 1 👀
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Queer as Folk is my comfort show and I'm almost finished rewatching season 1 👀
Girl I appreciate the hustle by using job #1 to create material for job #2
However
When job #1 gives you special treatment already that's kinda a different story
However
When job #1 gives you special treatment already that's kinda a different story
September 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Girl I appreciate the hustle by using job #1 to create material for job #2
However
When job #1 gives you special treatment already that's kinda a different story
However
When job #1 gives you special treatment already that's kinda a different story
The Twunk had newborn calf legs when I was done with him
September 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The Twunk had newborn calf legs when I was done with him
"Vinces nephew" ma'am, you've been his second wife longer than I've been alive; You have kids my age and older.
It's just like our VP referring to his children as "Usha's Kids "
It's just like our VP referring to his children as "Usha's Kids "
September 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"Vinces nephew" ma'am, you've been his second wife longer than I've been alive; You have kids my age and older.
It's just like our VP referring to his children as "Usha's Kids "
It's just like our VP referring to his children as "Usha's Kids "
I made a Facebook post the other day "Well that's one way to deal with white supremacist" and a screenshot made into a group I'm not a part of where the comments called me various things because I was celebrating someone's death or something
September 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I made a Facebook post the other day "Well that's one way to deal with white supremacist" and a screenshot made into a group I'm not a part of where the comments called me various things because I was celebrating someone's death or something
"I thought you were better than that. Good thing im thinning out my friend list"
Who are your friends if my singular opinion was that terrible?
Who are your friends if my singular opinion was that terrible?
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"I thought you were better than that. Good thing im thinning out my friend list"
Who are your friends if my singular opinion was that terrible?
Who are your friends if my singular opinion was that terrible?
The ladies at work added an indoor thermostat that tracks temperature because I turn off the AC during my shift
August 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The ladies at work added an indoor thermostat that tracks temperature because I turn off the AC during my shift
Miranda Sings would ask for Trump Pardon
July 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Miranda Sings would ask for Trump Pardon
My coworker, who I am not friends with, performed at Yahtzee Salut towards me. Right arm to left chest, then full extension outward.
I should be looking for a new job, yeah?
I should be looking for a new job, yeah?
July 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My coworker, who I am not friends with, performed at Yahtzee Salut towards me. Right arm to left chest, then full extension outward.
I should be looking for a new job, yeah?
I should be looking for a new job, yeah?
"I'm pretty sure I understand why the women i work with are single women. How they secure dates and ex-husbands is beyond me" -Man who wears gas mask to work and still got fired anyway
July 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"I'm pretty sure I understand why the women i work with are single women. How they secure dates and ex-husbands is beyond me" -Man who wears gas mask to work and still got fired anyway
The richest man in my town gave 20k to the fireworks display. Not to the fire department for equipment or repairs, specifically for the annual fireworks show
July 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The richest man in my town gave 20k to the fireworks display. Not to the fire department for equipment or repairs, specifically for the annual fireworks show
Reposted by Kapayro
It’s completely insane that US troops are illegally deployed to suppress domestic opposition and it’s not uniformly condemned by the press and political elite.
June 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s completely insane that US troops are illegally deployed to suppress domestic opposition and it’s not uniformly condemned by the press and political elite.
As DM im running the Infinity Train again. (I'm down to two players for the session)
Last Time I did a Episode 1 mixed with later season 1 episode (they ran the corgi car differently)
Last Time I did a Episode 1 mixed with later season 1 episode (they ran the corgi car differently)
June 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
As DM im running the Infinity Train again. (I'm down to two players for the session)
Last Time I did a Episode 1 mixed with later season 1 episode (they ran the corgi car differently)
Last Time I did a Episode 1 mixed with later season 1 episode (they ran the corgi car differently)
Every new Nintendo product seems dystopian until the price drop
June 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Every new Nintendo product seems dystopian until the price drop