Mashed Mangos
@mashedmangos.bsky.social
Filling the space between the average Joe and the every day American. Sometimes I'm this way, some days I'm that way, but I will always be a Patriot.
Whenever I play roulette I feel like a Republican. I always put it on the blacks.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Whenever I play roulette I feel like a Republican. I always put it on the blacks.
The Ocean isn't carbonated.
Therefore, the earth is flat.
Therefore, the earth is flat.
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The Ocean isn't carbonated.
Therefore, the earth is flat.
Therefore, the earth is flat.
Trump's so mad we all found out he's a pedo file that he took our weed away. 1 of the like 3 cool things he's done in office and just reverses it lol.
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trump's so mad we all found out he's a pedo file that he took our weed away. 1 of the like 3 cool things he's done in office and just reverses it lol.
If you still wearing you red hat like a champ, please visit this website to make America safe again!!
www.nsopw.gov
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November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If you still wearing you red hat like a champ, please visit this website to make America safe again!!
www.nsopw.gov
www.nsopw.gov
I bought my mom a new dishwasher for her birthday. Then I installed it myself. It's not the Mexicans coming for your jobs blue collar Republicans, it's me.
Also repaired the $700 quote from the plumber for $30 and less than 30 minutes.
Also repaired the $700 quote from the plumber for $30 and less than 30 minutes.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I bought my mom a new dishwasher for her birthday. Then I installed it myself. It's not the Mexicans coming for your jobs blue collar Republicans, it's me.
Also repaired the $700 quote from the plumber for $30 and less than 30 minutes.
Also repaired the $700 quote from the plumber for $30 and less than 30 minutes.
Maga don't get offended because they're too stupid to understand the joke.
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Maga don't get offended because they're too stupid to understand the joke.
Holy overpriced guacamole! We got all of them!? But like with double digit %'s?
Lordy lordy lordy. Again, the people are doing great things!
Lordy lordy lordy. Again, the people are doing great things!
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Holy overpriced guacamole! We got all of them!? But like with double digit %'s?
Lordy lordy lordy. Again, the people are doing great things!
Lordy lordy lordy. Again, the people are doing great things!
Let's go New York!!! 1 down! Many more to go! The people are doing great things!
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Let's go New York!!! 1 down! Many more to go! The people are doing great things!
Work just let go of my antifa co worker.
She said its because she asked for Christmas off and they denied it and was going to call off anyway.
Work said it's because they don't negotiate with terrorists.
More jokes on my YouTube
She said its because she asked for Christmas off and they denied it and was going to call off anyway.
Work said it's because they don't negotiate with terrorists.
More jokes on my YouTube
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Work just let go of my antifa co worker.
She said its because she asked for Christmas off and they denied it and was going to call off anyway.
Work said it's because they don't negotiate with terrorists.
More jokes on my YouTube
She said its because she asked for Christmas off and they denied it and was going to call off anyway.
Work said it's because they don't negotiate with terrorists.
More jokes on my YouTube
Southpark dropping season 28 after only 5 episodes of season 7. WTF
October 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Southpark dropping season 28 after only 5 episodes of season 7. WTF
Sarah McBride checking the closet for Republicans during the shutdown. That's just good ol family fun right there.
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Sarah McBride checking the closet for Republicans during the shutdown. That's just good ol family fun right there.
If tomorrow at the generals meeting Pete yagbomb actually does ask them to swear an oath to the annoying orange, will fox news denounce it as the fascism it clearly is? Or do you think that after the meeting they'll give their first televised state media address to dear leader
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If tomorrow at the generals meeting Pete yagbomb actually does ask them to swear an oath to the annoying orange, will fox news denounce it as the fascism it clearly is? Or do you think that after the meeting they'll give their first televised state media address to dear leader
"The rapture did happen, but if you're here it's cause you're bisexual "
September 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"The rapture did happen, but if you're here it's cause you're bisexual "
Got the opportunity to fly to Vegas for a day for $100. In this economy? It feels illegal.
But goddam right I'm taking it.
But goddam right I'm taking it.
September 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Got the opportunity to fly to Vegas for a day for $100. In this economy? It feels illegal.
But goddam right I'm taking it.
But goddam right I'm taking it.
"maybe the real maga rapture was all the friends and family we've blocked along the way"
September 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"maybe the real maga rapture was all the friends and family we've blocked along the way"
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September 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I think I agree with rfk on this one.
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September 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Happy rapture day! My fellow antifa terrorist!
September 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Happy rapture day! My fellow antifa terrorist!
Jimmy - 1
Trump administration - 0
Trump administration - 0
September 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Jimmy - 1
Trump administration - 0
Trump administration - 0
Petition to change the phrase "school shootings" to "Charlie kirks"
Reason being they might start caring about them then.
Reason being they might start caring about them then.
September 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Petition to change the phrase "school shootings" to "Charlie kirks"
Reason being they might start caring about them then.
Reason being they might start caring about them then.
Hey I made a song, check it out.
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Charlie Kirks lava chicken.
YouTube video by MashedMangos
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September 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hey I made a song, check it out.
youtube.com/shorts/p-ZkN...
youtube.com/shorts/p-ZkN...
Charlie Kirk dies and what part of the right starts a riot? The what? Neo Nazis?
Maybe if after your death the neo Nazis get so upset they riot, maybe just maybe the words you preached weren't so good.
Maybe if after your death the neo Nazis get so upset they riot, maybe just maybe the words you preached weren't so good.
September 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Charlie Kirk dies and what part of the right starts a riot? The what? Neo Nazis?
Maybe if after your death the neo Nazis get so upset they riot, maybe just maybe the words you preached weren't so good.
Maybe if after your death the neo Nazis get so upset they riot, maybe just maybe the words you preached weren't so good.
When I was younger, my school bully and neighborhood drug dealer sold me laced drugs which ended me up in jail. Later in life he overdosed. When he died there were countless people on my page mourning him.
I feel the same way today.
I feel the same way today.
September 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
When I was younger, my school bully and neighborhood drug dealer sold me laced drugs which ended me up in jail. Later in life he overdosed. When he died there were countless people on my page mourning him.
I feel the same way today.
I feel the same way today.