OMG. How many days later? I just got it. This site may be too funny for my meta-addled brain.

urban dictionary gave me two different definitions of “orking” so I am not sure whether to be delighted or alarmed

If you saw the hitman, no you didn’t.

He should preemptively pardon the whole country at this point.

Accidental pit bulls are more common than you might think.

Someone trying to brine their turkey in space now? Better stick to the Great Salt Lake.

Really good tights?

Loved this author. Didn’t write women/girls well, upon re-read…but still a darn good storyteller.