Ian Tortellini
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Ian Tortellini
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A double DORK.
Unironically one of the few things I give a pass for using AI😩
December 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I replayed CS+ about 4 years ago, and it got me to play with the Organya music program. Now I make music on the side! I've graduated to FL Studio, and I'm dangerously close to going from trash to mid 😈😈😈

That CS+ playthrough was also the first time I beat HELL, it was so fucking good 😩
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It makes me wonder if the photos of him and Epstein were already known or not, but I'm too lazy to actually figure that out. It's enough for me to know Michael was definitely guilty.
December 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It's taking an entire extra post to explain: not tolerating intolerance is within the bounds of "not believing in repression".
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Can you maybe read between the lines here and not do this twitter shit? I'm talking about repressing religious freedom, a very benign personal expression. Nazis repressing personal expression is MY point! It's a skeet, Lady, I can't tack on endless caveats to general statements.
December 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
In the same way that we outnumber the ultra-rich, decent people of faith outnumber the Thiels. It's more important to build community.

The evangelicals are a minority in a party with unbelievably contradictory world views. Even if they're steadfast opposition now, they will fall in line in time.
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I don't believe in repression, simple as that. You're not going to build the coalition necessary to stop these people if you're strategy involves any of the dehumanization theirs does. Religion isn't a counter-revolutionary ideology, god is not a Nazi. We should NOT be like them. That's just wrong.
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Blaming God for this shit, isn't very materialist of you, Elodie.
December 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
God didn't start the culture war, and he certainly didn't create the class solidarity amongst capitalists. Rejecting religion (especially when you're in fucking power, like Stalin) leaves reactionaries with full opportunity to take them in.

God is their excuse, it's not even their ideology.
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Never use Third Party tools to "delete" your accounts for you. I got blocked by the one person in this thread shilling THAT website. These websites exist to scrape your data before "deletion", potentially for blackmail.
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
In this metaphor, KIKIYAMA is the egg Sam & Max placed at the beginning of the universe so they could literally solve the age old adage of "what came first..."
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Straight from the Goose
bsky.app/profile/goos...
Another Jax canvas
December 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The Knight shows up, Brad has already ripped Tenna's arms off and beating him to death with them.
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I had inklings ever since we saw the office computer at the end of episode 1, but ever since Pomni mentioned exploring abandoned buildings I thought "oh, Goose is gonna end the show by demolishing the building, isn't she?"

Or at least, that's in the back of my head. 😩
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Priority adjustment is a good term for it, because "clowning on fan theories" discounts just how much the show earned this misdirect. The characters and the audience have similar media savvy, so the question of "is this like the Matrix or SOMA?" looms as something for the show to play with!
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Sure ok, but saying that from America, in the heart of empire, is the pot calling the kettle black.
December 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hell yeah, we fucking love mods.
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Wow, why do I like flipping burgers when I own the restaurant and get to keep all the money I earned??? That's weeeiiirrrd. 🤪
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
That sucks so bad, I'm sorry.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Woke Britain diluting the rum with 4 parts water, 1 part rum 👿
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The breakdown on Japanese Bojack was great 👌
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Good morning!
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Domestic demolition
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Yeag 🤤
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM