Mason “Mase” Ferguson | Parody
@maseferguson.bsky.social
Overworked and underpaid. It’s the same old situation day in and day out. The need to help can be overwhelming sometimes. OC Roleplay 21+
- trying to get the hot guy in college back to my apartment before he could change his mind. It gave me a heady feeling and I didn't mind it a bit.* The real bonus is that my place isn't all that far from here. At least we don't have to take a cab or a train.
October 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
- trying to get the hot guy in college back to my apartment before he could change his mind. It gave me a heady feeling and I didn't mind it a bit.* The real bonus is that my place isn't all that far from here. At least we don't have to take a cab or a train.
Sugar rush, huh? Is that what they're calling it these days? *I teased mercilessly, setting my fork down. I was more than willing to make a hasty exit as soon as we could get the waitress to bring us the check.* I think we should get out of here. *I felt like I was at least ten years younger and -
October 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Sugar rush, huh? Is that what they're calling it these days? *I teased mercilessly, setting my fork down. I was more than willing to make a hasty exit as soon as we could get the waitress to bring us the check.* I think we should get out of here. *I felt like I was at least ten years younger and -
- wonderful way to end up curled up on the couch. *This time, I didn’t miss the tiramisu and came away with another delicious bite to enjoy, eyes sparkling with a mischievous smile while I savored every last bit of it.* That’s an invitation, if you missed it.
October 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
- wonderful way to end up curled up on the couch. *This time, I didn’t miss the tiramisu and came away with another delicious bite to enjoy, eyes sparkling with a mischievous smile while I savored every last bit of it.* That’s an invitation, if you missed it.
When you’re right, you’re right. I’ll give you that. *I laughed, going back in for another bite. The way you licked your lips, though, caused me to miss and the tines of my fork to sink through nothing but air to clatter against the plate.* Sugar comas are nothing to dread. They are, in fact, a -
October 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
When you’re right, you’re right. I’ll give you that. *I laughed, going back in for another bite. The way you licked your lips, though, caused me to miss and the tines of my fork to sink through nothing but air to clatter against the plate.* Sugar comas are nothing to dread. They are, in fact, a -
- a fork and handed it over to you before taking up the other one. I almost didn’t know where to dig in first but went for a corner closest to me.*
We can save the pinching for later, once we’re out of here.
*I winked, just as I took my bite, and nearly moaned as the flavor burst in my mouth.*
We can save the pinching for later, once we’re out of here.
*I winked, just as I took my bite, and nearly moaned as the flavor burst in my mouth.*
October 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
- a fork and handed it over to you before taking up the other one. I almost didn’t know where to dig in first but went for a corner closest to me.*
We can save the pinching for later, once we’re out of here.
*I winked, just as I took my bite, and nearly moaned as the flavor burst in my mouth.*
We can save the pinching for later, once we’re out of here.
*I winked, just as I took my bite, and nearly moaned as the flavor burst in my mouth.*
*My hand was suddenly cold when you let go of it, a rush of disappointment from the loss of contact. Still, I managed a smile, especially when the rich aroma of the coffee in the tiramisu was nearly intoxicating.*
That smells delicious. And there’s definitely plenty for both of us.
*I grabbed -
That smells delicious. And there’s definitely plenty for both of us.
*I grabbed -
October 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
*My hand was suddenly cold when you let go of it, a rush of disappointment from the loss of contact. Still, I managed a smile, especially when the rich aroma of the coffee in the tiramisu was nearly intoxicating.*
That smells delicious. And there’s definitely plenty for both of us.
*I grabbed -
That smells delicious. And there’s definitely plenty for both of us.
*I grabbed -
- forward when I spoke, as if I was revealing a secret of the universe to the only person who could possibly understand. Or, at least I hoped you understood. Either that or you were about to call me nuts and take back everything you just said and make your escape.*
October 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
- forward when I spoke, as if I was revealing a secret of the universe to the only person who could possibly understand. Or, at least I hoped you understood. Either that or you were about to call me nuts and take back everything you just said and make your escape.*
- up and thought you’d slipped out to disappear on me like a typical one night stand, it was different.
Now, sitting here, watching the way you watched me? Heaven help me!*
I’d like that. You’re going to think I’m crazy for saying this, but I think we have something special here.
*I’d leaned -
Now, sitting here, watching the way you watched me? Heaven help me!*
I’d like that. You’re going to think I’m crazy for saying this, but I think we have something special here.
*I’d leaned -
October 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
- up and thought you’d slipped out to disappear on me like a typical one night stand, it was different.
Now, sitting here, watching the way you watched me? Heaven help me!*
I’d like that. You’re going to think I’m crazy for saying this, but I think we have something special here.
*I’d leaned -
Now, sitting here, watching the way you watched me? Heaven help me!*
I’d like that. You’re going to think I’m crazy for saying this, but I think we have something special here.
*I’d leaned -
*I bit the inside of my cheek to keep from smiling too much but it wasn’t working very well. I was not the type to fall for anyone so quickly, or really at all. I’d even been accused of being cold hearted a few times. But, with you? From the very beginning, it was different. Even when I’d woken -
October 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
*I bit the inside of my cheek to keep from smiling too much but it wasn’t working very well. I was not the type to fall for anyone so quickly, or really at all. I’d even been accused of being cold hearted a few times. But, with you? From the very beginning, it was different. Even when I’d woken -
- the dessert would be more than enough for just me.*
Either that or we’re going to need some boxes to take all this extra food home with us.
Either that or we’re going to need some boxes to take all this extra food home with us.
October 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
- the dessert would be more than enough for just me.*
Either that or we’re going to need some boxes to take all this extra food home with us.
Either that or we’re going to need some boxes to take all this extra food home with us.
- your tiramisu is something special so I think I’ll try that. We can split it if you want?
*I looked over to you, curious if you’d be interested in that or if you would insist on your own. I wasn’t too sure how large the serving would be but given the size of the dinner portion, I anticipated-
*I looked over to you, curious if you’d be interested in that or if you would insist on your own. I wasn’t too sure how large the serving would be but given the size of the dinner portion, I anticipated-
October 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
- your tiramisu is something special so I think I’ll try that. We can split it if you want?
*I looked over to you, curious if you’d be interested in that or if you would insist on your own. I wasn’t too sure how large the serving would be but given the size of the dinner portion, I anticipated-
*I looked over to you, curious if you’d be interested in that or if you would insist on your own. I wasn’t too sure how large the serving would be but given the size of the dinner portion, I anticipated-
*I let out a snort of a laugh, no sooner had you mentioned tiramisu than the waitress showed up next the table holding out a dessert menu and asking if we were interested in ordering.
I nodded, hand covering my mouth to try and stave off another embarrassing snort.*
I think we are! I’ve heard -
I nodded, hand covering my mouth to try and stave off another embarrassing snort.*
I think we are! I’ve heard -
October 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
*I let out a snort of a laugh, no sooner had you mentioned tiramisu than the waitress showed up next the table holding out a dessert menu and asking if we were interested in ordering.
I nodded, hand covering my mouth to try and stave off another embarrassing snort.*
I think we are! I’ve heard -
I nodded, hand covering my mouth to try and stave off another embarrassing snort.*
I think we are! I’ve heard -
- cabinets filled with pots and pans, and I loved going to the farmer's market on the weekend for fresh vegetables and the meat market during the week to find great deals. One day, I would find a better work-life balance!] Do you cook anything? You mentioned BBQ for the guys? Is that a specialty?
May 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
- cabinets filled with pots and pans, and I loved going to the farmer's market on the weekend for fresh vegetables and the meat market during the week to find great deals. One day, I would find a better work-life balance!] Do you cook anything? You mentioned BBQ for the guys? Is that a specialty?
- definitely doesn't scream "eat here alone." [I laughed at the thought.] I eat out more than I like, though. I love to cook but sometimes the day gets away from me and I just don't have the time or the energy to be in the kitchen. [I couldn't help the little frown of sadness at that. I had -
May 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
- definitely doesn't scream "eat here alone." [I laughed at the thought.] I eat out more than I like, though. I love to cook but sometimes the day gets away from me and I just don't have the time or the energy to be in the kitchen. [I couldn't help the little frown of sadness at that. I had -
[I took a moment to savor a few bites of my food, glancing around the small, intimate interior of the restaurant. It gave me the time to think back to the last time I'd been there.] Last time I was here was with my grandmother. I've walked past here, of course, just haven't been inside. It -
May 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
[I took a moment to savor a few bites of my food, glancing around the small, intimate interior of the restaurant. It gave me the time to think back to the last time I'd been there.] Last time I was here was with my grandmother. I've walked past here, of course, just haven't been inside. It -
- to die for.] I'm so glad you suggested Antoine's. This smells so good!
May 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
- to die for.] I'm so glad you suggested Antoine's. This smells so good!
- tried to hide the fact that I was doing it. I was saved only by the waitress arriving with our plates of food. My plate was much larger than I had anticipated and I was already anticipating having to ask for a box to take it home. But, for now, the aroma and steam rising from the coq au vin was -
May 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
- tried to hide the fact that I was doing it. I was saved only by the waitress arriving with our plates of food. My plate was much larger than I had anticipated and I was already anticipating having to ask for a box to take it home. But, for now, the aroma and steam rising from the coq au vin was -
- up and surprised them, rather than my dad getting flustered or upset, he kept with the tradition. [How many times had I tried to explain that to people through the years only to be met with derisive laughter or pity as if I should be ashamed of my name? I watched your face closely, even though I -
May 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
- up and surprised them, rather than my dad getting flustered or upset, he kept with the tradition. [How many times had I tried to explain that to people through the years only to be met with derisive laughter or pity as if I should be ashamed of my name? I watched your face closely, even though I -
- to surprise you with a bottle. Cologne was an intimate gift, but I was hoping you wouldn't consider that overstepping, given our budding relationship - or, at least, I saw it as a budding relationship.] Mason is a family name. My folks were convinced they were going to have a boy. When I showed -
May 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
- to surprise you with a bottle. Cologne was an intimate gift, but I was hoping you wouldn't consider that overstepping, given our budding relationship - or, at least, I saw it as a budding relationship.] Mason is a family name. My folks were convinced they were going to have a boy. When I showed -
[My job didn't necessarily pay the best, but I was comfortable from my inheritance and the years of renting the apartment. The money had always gone into savings and investments. Since gifting was one of my love languages, if you ever managed to figure out what that cologne was, I might just have -
May 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
[My job didn't necessarily pay the best, but I was comfortable from my inheritance and the years of renting the apartment. The money had always gone into savings and investments. Since gifting was one of my love languages, if you ever managed to figure out what that cologne was, I might just have -
- called? Or we didn't have Fate intervene and send you my way this morning?
May 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
- called? Or we didn't have Fate intervene and send you my way this morning?
- cologne is, it's doing you good. You also scored points with the darts. You didn't just let me win. I'm still not sure if that's frustrating or refreshing. [Folding my arms on the edge of the table, fingers laced together, I tilted my head in curiosity.] What would you have done if I hadn't -
May 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
- cologne is, it's doing you good. You also scored points with the darts. You didn't just let me win. I'm still not sure if that's frustrating or refreshing. [Folding my arms on the edge of the table, fingers laced together, I tilted my head in curiosity.] What would you have done if I hadn't -
- I raised my brows and rolled my eyes at the same time, intending to lighten the tone of my comment rather than let it bring a heaviness to our conversation. Setting my glass down, I gave a slight shrug and laughed.] It didn't hurt that you're good-looking. And you smelled good. Whatever your -
May 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
- I raised my brows and rolled my eyes at the same time, intending to lighten the tone of my comment rather than let it bring a heaviness to our conversation. Setting my glass down, I gave a slight shrug and laughed.] It didn't hurt that you're good-looking. And you smelled good. Whatever your -
Fishing, huh? Let's see, the biggest thing was the way you were flirting without making me feel like I was nothing more than an object or possession. Maybe it's just my bad luck, but many guys I've run into have a way of making me feel like less than a person. [I took a sip of my wine, the way -
May 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Fishing, huh? Let's see, the biggest thing was the way you were flirting without making me feel like I was nothing more than an object or possession. Maybe it's just my bad luck, but many guys I've run into have a way of making me feel like less than a person. [I took a sip of my wine, the way -