quick

give them the eggs

it's the mother three summoning ritual

“muppet knives out” woulda gotten you an oscar for best picture, Rian

"My favorite one is about a kid who wants to play rock music that gets sent to an intensive religious reform school but probably the most popular is about a couple with a relationship so toxic that upon getting a divorce they revel in the blessing that they don't have any kids together"

I want to edit this into an episode of Scrubs

She wasn't wrong enough

Never again,

at least not by accident

My rule of thumb: Always carry enough cash to buy two beers + a good tip

And you can't even get the ~ exclusive fortnite skins ~ while you're there!

It's been a while since I've been to a major league game - I've been to two Trenton Thunder games recently, where they have a family of Golden Retrievers to get the bats for them and the most expensive parking lot is located, uncovered, just behind the left field wall

I always have issues with Steam intercepting controller inputs and translating to SteamInput - the game goes "I see an Xbox controller!" and Steam goes "no wait I got this" I have to either add it as a non-steam game or exit Steam entirely.