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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈
@mascimus.bsky.social
Terrible golfer. Horror, WWE and heavy metal fan. Unapologetically Canadian (sorry). Follow if you want, but I don't know where I'm going!
Oh wow
January 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Canadian here, fuck that barking yam.
December 19, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Did they do each others hair during the weekend slumber party?
December 19, 2024 at 8:57 AM
It'll be a day 1 block for me if either of those assholes show up.
December 19, 2024 at 8:57 AM
John Daly without the awesome part.
December 19, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Won $120 on a $5 bet
December 3, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Ewww, I'd rather not! I have standards!
December 2, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Sifting through all the toxic trolls that pay an oligarch for a blue check so they can make themselves feel important all while dodging bots, born accounts and misinformation accounts was so exhausting.

They didnt want to converse of debate, they wanted to fight, without a fight, they have nothing.
December 2, 2024 at 9:09 PM
When you ask for decaf, but get triple espresso instead.
December 2, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Don't Stop Me Now by Queen
November 30, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Worst ever
November 24, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Odin since 2012, Gideon since 2014, Freya since 2021, Pinot since 2023
November 24, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Because he's not out in Montreal with hand cuffs and a firehose personally dealing with protesters just like every other PM used to do. Also, what colour socks was he wearing? Despicable!
(Yes this is sarcasm)
November 24, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Being joyless and soulless is a common denominator among severe right leaning people. They feed off hostility and conflict, without these things, these people are just miserable husks always blaming others for where they've ended up in life.
Always someone else's fault.
November 24, 2024 at 3:30 AM
His face is too small for his head.
November 23, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Happy Friday, Deano
November 22, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Forever a Duck man! 🤙
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM