Mark Santana
@masantana25.bsky.social
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He’s the Dan Haren of position players
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
He’s the Dan Haren of position players
His only hope to run the defense department is using smoke and mirrors and he’s already been defeated by mirrors
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
His only hope to run the defense department is using smoke and mirrors and he’s already been defeated by mirrors
In other news Captain Kelly is being written up for his failure to give the secretary back his nose
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
In other news Captain Kelly is being written up for his failure to give the secretary back his nose
Adrian Martinez might be 3rd string but his new bride is most definitely all pro
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Adrian Martinez might be 3rd string but his new bride is most definitely all pro
What could we get in Vegas that Adrian Martinez gets the Niners first rushing TD of the year?
October 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What could we get in Vegas that Adrian Martinez gets the Niners first rushing TD of the year?
“Coming to Hulu this November Sanford the fun loving bigot”
September 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Coming to Hulu this November Sanford the fun loving bigot”
Yes Dan but they made a remake 40 years later but as I look at the cast I don't think Jack Lemmon, Hume Cronyn, or George C Scott would've helped your cause. As Gilda Radner's character Emily Litella would say.......Nevermind 😂
September 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Yes Dan but they made a remake 40 years later but as I look at the cast I don't think Jack Lemmon, Hume Cronyn, or George C Scott would've helped your cause. As Gilda Radner's character Emily Litella would say.......Nevermind 😂
Hahaha don’t date yourself
September 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hahaha don’t date yourself
Did they run an article in the 90’s that they weren’t sure that was really Austin Powers’ penis enlarger?
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Did they run an article in the 90’s that they weren’t sure that was really Austin Powers’ penis enlarger?
The price of having a government worker charging crimes while swigging wine from a box
September 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The price of having a government worker charging crimes while swigging wine from a box
Giving away free outs
September 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Giving away free outs
The one major league ball player I actually know. So happy for his success, always been a good kid and a workaholic
September 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The one major league ball player I actually know. So happy for his success, always been a good kid and a workaholic
If this was 2015 I’d ask if he pitches every 5th day
August 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If this was 2015 I’d ask if he pitches every 5th day
I’ve only seen that one other time. Since the right fielder didn’t do it on purpose the call is two bases from the time of the pitch. If he would have thrown it or perhaps stuck his foot out and purposely kicked it, it would be 2 bases from where the runner was when it was thrown or kicked
August 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’ve only seen that one other time. Since the right fielder didn’t do it on purpose the call is two bases from the time of the pitch. If he would have thrown it or perhaps stuck his foot out and purposely kicked it, it would be 2 bases from where the runner was when it was thrown or kicked
The reds gift wrapped that game
August 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The reds gift wrapped that game
To me that was an error
August 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
To me that was an error
So are you saying the pace car is out?
August 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
So are you saying the pace car is out?
If they would have hired an assistant to the assistant traveling secretary like the Yankees had a few years back, they would have had a Days Inn as a contingency
August 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If they would have hired an assistant to the assistant traveling secretary like the Yankees had a few years back, they would have had a Days Inn as a contingency
I believe he did it back to back years
July 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I believe he did it back to back years
Didn’t Piazza go twice and goose egg both times?
July 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Didn’t Piazza go twice and goose egg both times?
No story from Jesse yet on the cannibal that was deported who decided to eat himself
July 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
No story from Jesse yet on the cannibal that was deported who decided to eat himself
Maybe the same guy who stole Botox Border Barbie’s purse
July 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Maybe the same guy who stole Botox Border Barbie’s purse
I nominate “ you can’t take a boner back” for a Wheel of Fortune puzzle
July 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I nominate “ you can’t take a boner back” for a Wheel of Fortune puzzle