if only the submissions weren't anonymous. alas!

Eevee in dagger stilettos...

Not a featherless biped, nor a miserable little pile of secrets. Indeed, just a Talo.

"My real dad is actually a human. Who has never been isekai'd, was never a Vulpix. But I didn't just turn into a Zorua when I got here, I have a whole genetic code based on ancestry that never was. I have a hereditory condition and nobody to have inherited from. I'm basically piloting Arceus's OC."

If they're gonna have a new pokémon body invented out of nowhere for them on arrival, why not give them invented ancestry too. Multiple tails from a (nonexistent in this world) vulpix father.

Sorry little scallop, looking cute isn't going to change the dinner plans!

Ninetales pawing under the bathroom door to get in, but the tails are too big we can't both fit in here.

same 🦈

I hope you can get some good rest 💛

If this is about trying again in the kitchen, it's ok to be a coward.

Four Zacians in your sealed pool in a format where you start with 4 prize cards seems really mean XD

That's gotta feel better than missing your stop because you've fallen asleep though :'3

He could have incited them to impregnate each other.

Gravity no, but wind yes.

is the frog a snack......?