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Marilyn
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The health potion* hast been delivered to the sick and ailing of the realm**

*mini cans of sprite

**boyfriend who got food poisoning from staff meal
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Using the boy to guilt trip my aunt into making me texas sheet cake #BigBrainMoves
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Just realized that referring to dec 24/25 as "christmas proper" is probably not something other families have to do
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I can see the static while petting the cats so that's how winter is going
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Travel ready
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Logically and culturally I know most families aren't as kind and helpful to eachother as mine, but, omg, I'm gonna kill the next person who is mean to (or guilt trips) David
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Really sympathizing with all of my aunts who have chased their husbands to bed at too late o'clock
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The problem with desk heater is that I have to leave desk 😥

(Also the erythema ab igne)
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Pretty light on blasphemy this holiday. I think the worst it got was agreeing Christopher Robin doesn't have the embouchure to be Noah in the Christmas inflatables Noah's ark display
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Packing to go down to my parents, daydreaming about that hottub in the snowstorm ♨️❄️
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Finished playing with knives and fire. You know what that means 😃🍃
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Reposted by Marilyn
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Collection from dog sitting so far
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ok, excluding a run to defloured tomorrow, should be done shopping
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Met a bernese mountain dog puppy named echo 😍
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Short week! Short week! Short week! Short week! Short week! Short week! SHORT WEEK!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Today's plan is to ingest a toxic amount of caffeine and rearrange all the furniture

Apologies to my neighbors for the singing
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hate when I'm getting my oil change and my phone keeps connecting to the car instead of my headphones
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Highly suggest having a cool aunt who is in a very stable part of their lives
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Why did all the train lights go off? Whatever we're still going ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just ordered a murphy bed so I guess my Thanksgiving plan is to completely rearrange my home lol
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Love how the hygienists always obviously feel bad for me because I'm clearly taking care of my teeth and yet
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Getting ready to go out after a nap is the wooorrrsssttt
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think Shana is just making up stuff for me to do at the pantry, but sure I'll do the random tasks!
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Y'all ever ask a 23 yr old man if he wants to go outside? I've never seen a coworker happier to be given a task 😂
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM