Mary Warwick
@marywarwick.bsky.social
A 2024 runner-up in the Erma’s Got Talent stand-up comedy competition.
Rant writer for Lewis Black.
Comic. Host. Tall person.
Rant writer for Lewis Black.
Comic. Host. Tall person.
I think Elizabeth Gilbert ruined that for all of us.
December 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I think Elizabeth Gilbert ruined that for all of us.
Don’t tell Laurie.
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Don’t tell Laurie.
Had my knee replaced last week and my husband is manning the home front. Unchartered territory.
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Had my knee replaced last week and my husband is manning the home front. Unchartered territory.
Texting mittens. 😘
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Texting mittens. 😘
Um… this is all a shit show. In brighter news, you were an answer in today’s NYT crossword puzzle. 💪
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Um… this is all a shit show. In brighter news, you were an answer in today’s NYT crossword puzzle. 💪
I want to be a Shriner wearing a fez, driving a go cart really fast.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I want to be a Shriner wearing a fez, driving a go cart really fast.
I’d kill for Chelsea’s hair. Happy turkey day.
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I’d kill for Chelsea’s hair. Happy turkey day.
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO???? I’ve marched in the street and have hand written 20 letters to congressmen with no response. The citizenry are powerless
September 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO???? I’ve marched in the street and have hand written 20 letters to congressmen with no response. The citizenry are powerless
Finally, some has some balls.
September 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Finally, some has some balls.
It would be really great if you could help us out.
August 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It would be really great if you could help us out.
As a former college hooper, I’m just glad ANYBODY is watching the WNBA at this point.
August 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
As a former college hooper, I’m just glad ANYBODY is watching the WNBA at this point.
I just hope it doesn’t involve Coldplay.
July 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I just hope it doesn’t involve Coldplay.