Mary Sue
@marysuesays.bsky.social
Angry, yelly, soccer fan and socialist living in Downtown PDX. My apartment looks like a frat house that is very into fiber arts.
She/her/dude, gender: queer, old enough to be your parent. Views are mine and not those of my employer, parent, or cat.
She/her/dude, gender: queer, old enough to be your parent. Views are mine and not those of my employer, parent, or cat.
Moi: why does Spatula stare me down every time she goes to the bathroom? Is she challenging me?
Moi: *does a dog behavior research*
Moi: no I'm not crying you are crying shut up.
Moi: *does a dog behavior research*
Moi: no I'm not crying you are crying shut up.
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Moi: why does Spatula stare me down every time she goes to the bathroom? Is she challenging me?
Moi: *does a dog behavior research*
Moi: no I'm not crying you are crying shut up.
Moi: *does a dog behavior research*
Moi: no I'm not crying you are crying shut up.
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Spatula concurs, vehemently.
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Spatula concurs, vehemently.
Apparently Zoom audio filtering was defeated by Spatula vs. Meaty Bone.
Feel free to mute as soon as you've had enough. I promised Spatz another 10 minutes of chomping.
Feel free to mute as soon as you've had enough. I promised Spatz another 10 minutes of chomping.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Apparently Zoom audio filtering was defeated by Spatula vs. Meaty Bone.
Feel free to mute as soon as you've had enough. I promised Spatz another 10 minutes of chomping.
Feel free to mute as soon as you've had enough. I promised Spatz another 10 minutes of chomping.
Spatula has now had her official introduction to my paycheck gig on our pets channel.
I'm the one who decided to phrase it thusly, I think it's funny to use business bullshit to talk about pets.
Poseycat is of course referred to as my supervisor in this channel.
I'm the one who decided to phrase it thusly, I think it's funny to use business bullshit to talk about pets.
Poseycat is of course referred to as my supervisor in this channel.
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Spatula has now had her official introduction to my paycheck gig on our pets channel.
I'm the one who decided to phrase it thusly, I think it's funny to use business bullshit to talk about pets.
Poseycat is of course referred to as my supervisor in this channel.
I'm the one who decided to phrase it thusly, I think it's funny to use business bullshit to talk about pets.
Poseycat is of course referred to as my supervisor in this channel.
CW: food diet and exercise
And my walks with Spatula are very much not athletic, we spend 20-30 minutes to go a quarter mile. Okay. most of that time is spent like this:
And my walks with Spatula are very much not athletic, we spend 20-30 minutes to go a quarter mile. Okay. most of that time is spent like this:
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
CW: food diet and exercise
And my walks with Spatula are very much not athletic, we spend 20-30 minutes to go a quarter mile. Okay. most of that time is spent like this:
And my walks with Spatula are very much not athletic, we spend 20-30 minutes to go a quarter mile. Okay. most of that time is spent like this:
I didn't think it could get cuter AND THEN.
www.chewy.com/frisco-birth...
www.chewy.com/frisco-birth...
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I didn't think it could get cuter AND THEN.
www.chewy.com/frisco-birth...
www.chewy.com/frisco-birth...
The Kingdom of Poseycat is also receiving tribute in this time of egregious pet spoiling. She heard the intruder outside the door though and had to Go Investigate.
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The Kingdom of Poseycat is also receiving tribute in this time of egregious pet spoiling. She heard the intruder outside the door though and had to Go Investigate.
It's dinner time for Spatulas! And we are having AALLLLLL the snacks for a reason. The stripes hide it from a lot of angles but from here you can see why the vet wants her to gain at least another five pounds.
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It's dinner time for Spatulas! And we are having AALLLLLL the snacks for a reason. The stripes hide it from a lot of angles but from here you can see why the vet wants her to gain at least another five pounds.
It's the building holiday party and in between dinner and the concert I swung by my condo.
Spatula gave me this look.
Spatula gave me this look.
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's the building holiday party and in between dinner and the concert I swung by my condo.
Spatula gave me this look.
Spatula gave me this look.
The only reason this isn't already on its way to my house is the "no plush toys due to plush cat" rule.
www.chewy.com/frisco-volca...
www.chewy.com/frisco-volca...
December 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The only reason this isn't already on its way to my house is the "no plush toys due to plush cat" rule.
www.chewy.com/frisco-volca...
www.chewy.com/frisco-volca...
I had a coupon AND it was on sale so Spatula now has a merpets collar from Mud Bay.
Alas they had sold out of the matching lead and harness.
Alas they had sold out of the matching lead and harness.
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I had a coupon AND it was on sale so Spatula now has a merpets collar from Mud Bay.
Alas they had sold out of the matching lead and harness.
Alas they had sold out of the matching lead and harness.
Good morning from Spatula Land, where we have acquired A Toy.
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Good morning from Spatula Land, where we have acquired A Toy.
Another successful Zoolights shift in the books.
Trying to get Spatula to pose in her TA scarf was not quiiiiite as successful.
Trying to get Spatula to pose in her TA scarf was not quiiiiite as successful.
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Another successful Zoolights shift in the books.
Trying to get Spatula to pose in her TA scarf was not quiiiiite as successful.
Trying to get Spatula to pose in her TA scarf was not quiiiiite as successful.
I have a fun toy for helping people with their fotos.
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I have a fun toy for helping people with their fotos.
It's that time again!
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It's that time again!
Excuse me, I believe I ordered a dog, not a truffle pig!
It's a makeshift forage feeder to slow down Gulpy McGulperson.
Audio: grunting and paper rustling.
It's a makeshift forage feeder to slow down Gulpy McGulperson.
Audio: grunting and paper rustling.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Excuse me, I believe I ordered a dog, not a truffle pig!
It's a makeshift forage feeder to slow down Gulpy McGulperson.
Audio: grunting and paper rustling.
It's a makeshift forage feeder to slow down Gulpy McGulperson.
Audio: grunting and paper rustling.
"Mary Sue, how is Poseycat taking it?"
She is frequently and vocally alerting me that there is an INTRUDER and she should be allowed out of the bedroom to HANDLE IT.
(Introductions will be handled slowly and for now the condo is divided into Spatula Land and the Kingdom of Poseycat)
She is frequently and vocally alerting me that there is an INTRUDER and she should be allowed out of the bedroom to HANDLE IT.
(Introductions will be handled slowly and for now the condo is divided into Spatula Land and the Kingdom of Poseycat)
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Mary Sue, how is Poseycat taking it?"
She is frequently and vocally alerting me that there is an INTRUDER and she should be allowed out of the bedroom to HANDLE IT.
(Introductions will be handled slowly and for now the condo is divided into Spatula Land and the Kingdom of Poseycat)
She is frequently and vocally alerting me that there is an INTRUDER and she should be allowed out of the bedroom to HANDLE IT.
(Introductions will be handled slowly and for now the condo is divided into Spatula Land and the Kingdom of Poseycat)
Good morning. This is Spatula's interpretive dance called "Ear Drops Suck"
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Good morning. This is Spatula's interpretive dance called "Ear Drops Suck"
Last picture of the night because I left Spatula Land for the Kingdom of Poseycat.
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Last picture of the night because I left Spatula Land for the Kingdom of Poseycat.
Does THIS look like a Spatchcock to you?!
Wait. Don't answer that.
Wait. Don't answer that.
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Does THIS look like a Spatchcock to you?!
Wait. Don't answer that.
Wait. Don't answer that.
We like inside on the couch better.
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
We like inside on the couch better.