cool it with the shrimp, pal
@maryrose.bsky.social
idk I talk about crafting a lot. moonlighting as an audience development specialist at a podcast network near you
I just wanted an electrolyte solution that wasn’t Pedialyte or Gatorade and instead got this right on the LMNT site and I’m suspicious as all hell lol drinklmnt.com
June 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I just wanted an electrolyte solution that wasn’t Pedialyte or Gatorade and instead got this right on the LMNT site and I’m suspicious as all hell lol drinklmnt.com
To the coffee shop owner in Ahuntsic-Cartierville who ranted at me about “woke culture” and about how amazing Trump is while I was acquiring coffee for my wife who just had bottom surgery: I HOPE THIS BURNS AS MUCH AS YOU BURNT YOUR BEANS
April 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
To the coffee shop owner in Ahuntsic-Cartierville who ranted at me about “woke culture” and about how amazing Trump is while I was acquiring coffee for my wife who just had bottom surgery: I HOPE THIS BURNS AS MUCH AS YOU BURNT YOUR BEANS
You’re laughing. My portfolio has crashed and I am ruined but you’re laughing.
April 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You’re laughing. My portfolio has crashed and I am ruined but you’re laughing.
Got that Bionicles drip
January 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Got that Bionicles drip
How I look telling my wife I lost my credit card again
January 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
How I look telling my wife I lost my credit card again
Just emailed this to my therapist
January 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Just emailed this to my therapist
"I want main character energy" I say as the monkey's paw curls
December 20, 2024 at 7:51 PM
"I want main character energy" I say as the monkey's paw curls
I need to eat the Shrek Ravioli. Absolutely horrifying. I need it so bad.
December 20, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I need to eat the Shrek Ravioli. Absolutely horrifying. I need it so bad.
Got my first AI-generated video summary on YouTube and my immediate instinct was great! Now I don't have to watch this video. For a platform desperate for our watch time this seems COUNTERINTUITIVE. I've already watched this specific vid, those actually are all her points. So why bother watching?
December 16, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Got my first AI-generated video summary on YouTube and my immediate instinct was great! Now I don't have to watch this video. For a platform desperate for our watch time this seems COUNTERINTUITIVE. I've already watched this specific vid, those actually are all her points. So why bother watching?
No this is the space needle
November 25, 2024 at 12:47 AM
No this is the space needle
That David played and it pleased the Lord
November 21, 2024 at 12:05 AM
That David played and it pleased the Lord
I am throwing all of my holiday knitting plans aside for now and starting up this specific pattern tonight because I need a bigass rush of dopamine and there's no better way than a new project with silly geese www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
November 20, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I am throwing all of my holiday knitting plans aside for now and starting up this specific pattern tonight because I need a bigass rush of dopamine and there's no better way than a new project with silly geese www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
If you're in Koreatown in Toronto, Daldongnae is INCREDIBLE go horf it immediately
November 18, 2024 at 4:14 AM
If you're in Koreatown in Toronto, Daldongnae is INCREDIBLE go horf it immediately
Wife is literally the best person on this planet and I am the luckiest fucker alive oh my GOD. Also I made a horrible goose
November 18, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Wife is literally the best person on this planet and I am the luckiest fucker alive oh my GOD. Also I made a horrible goose
The face of somebody who clinically has no chill
November 9, 2024 at 4:07 AM
The face of somebody who clinically has no chill
Update, trying to download a secondhand app and getting Temu as the top result. This should be fuckin illegal dude
September 18, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Update, trying to download a secondhand app and getting Temu as the top result. This should be fuckin illegal dude
Remember when Pinterest was *the* aesthetic moodboard place and now it's so overrun and bloated with AI that even the clothing layouts of tumblr yore aren't safe anymore. Like, who is this for? Who does this benefit??? Who wins in this????
September 3, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Remember when Pinterest was *the* aesthetic moodboard place and now it's so overrun and bloated with AI that even the clothing layouts of tumblr yore aren't safe anymore. Like, who is this for? Who does this benefit??? Who wins in this????
I ransacked our living room to decorate the table lololol
June 24, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I ransacked our living room to decorate the table lololol
Update: it was my family so it was A Bad Time™ but also it was so cute and the food was a hit and @fullblownwoman.bsky.social was radiant as always
June 24, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Update: it was my family so it was A Bad Time™ but also it was so cute and the food was a hit and @fullblownwoman.bsky.social was radiant as always
The Two Men and a Truck logo is like legitimately one of the best logos I have ever seen lmao I just love the happy lil guys
May 4, 2024 at 3:58 PM
The Two Men and a Truck logo is like legitimately one of the best logos I have ever seen lmao I just love the happy lil guys
You could level a dishwasher on that back
April 30, 2024 at 1:55 AM
You could level a dishwasher on that back
A couple of days ago Marge was being a stinker and I reflexively reached out and yoinked her and in doing so I accidentally split a stitch. It hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER but I finally peeled back the steri-strips to peek and it looks rather okay. No thanks to you MARGE
April 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
A couple of days ago Marge was being a stinker and I reflexively reached out and yoinked her and in doing so I accidentally split a stitch. It hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER but I finally peeled back the steri-strips to peek and it looks rather okay. No thanks to you MARGE
Finished my first summer knit today! It's an oversized boxy crop t-shirt in a gorgeous vibrant pinky-purple colour. It hasn't been blocked yet so it looks a bit rumpled but I got too excited to wait! I'm wearing it RIGHT NOW 🧍♀️
April 22, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Finished my first summer knit today! It's an oversized boxy crop t-shirt in a gorgeous vibrant pinky-purple colour. It hasn't been blocked yet so it looks a bit rumpled but I got too excited to wait! I'm wearing it RIGHT NOW 🧍♀️