Rev. Mary Nelson
marynelsonucc.bsky.social
Rev. Mary Nelson
@marynelsonucc.bsky.social
UCC Minister. Leader. Speaker. Always striving to match my values and my actions.
It is not for us to know the truth behind such mysteries.

But snacks would probably be appreciated.
July 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Ohhh Synic, you’ll always have a special place in our hearts, but some Synod romances just aren’t meant to last. Rest assured, we’ll be friends forever.
July 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
@generalsynic.bsky.social It’s been (un)real, but—like Synod—it’s time for our polycule to end. Maybe at GS36 you’ll find new partners in jokes, but @heatherinlaw.bsky.social and @liddybarlow.bsky.social and I no longer give our consent. “U up?” is not the kind of relationship we’re into. #NoDepth
July 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’d love that, but he’s a kid on a mission with that giant lite-bright right now.
July 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I won’t show him, but I definitely just showed his mom. She’s so proud of him (a) for doing such a great job, and (b) for getting a @generalsynic.bsky.social nod.
July 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Gabe is from my Conference! #mmsucc raises them right.
July 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
And jazz hands.
July 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
No, but I ❤️ a well-executed financial report.
July 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
And if there’s a second thing we’re good at in the UCC, it’s demonstrating that we don’t understand the purpose and function of bylaws.
July 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Trust me, it’s not just you, you don’t need to apologize for yourself, and there’s a considerable history.
July 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ohhhh Patrick, there is a long history of such opportunities, if you know where to look.
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“Person at the microphone spends entire speaking time insisting that nobody gives them a platform or listens to them.”
July 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Also the jazz hands.
July 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Harumph. Back in MY day, the middle-aged clergy tried to claim the 4050 moniker. If it’s good enough for them, it should be good enough for us.

…Or hella awkward, because the name “4050 Clergy” sucked then, too. Either way.
July 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I brought chocolate covered pretzels and “heart-healthy” trail mix to my delegates this morning. @heatherinlaw.bsky.social saw me buying them the other day and thought I would keep them for myself. Really, I’m buying my delegates’ affections. And keeping them awake.
July 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And yes, they are a CM: Central Pacific.
July 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m not sure… did the app glitch and we need to do a re-vote? Or is someone just bummed they didn’t get to talk at the mic?
July 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Also, I talked them into buying those boots, and I have no regrets. 👢
July 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Tyler ALWAYS looks amazing!
July 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
That’s just Synod’s fault in general. I know you would never do me wrong.
July 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This was all my fault. Blame Missouri Mid-South, not K-O. (But as a point in our favor, we had a kickass breakfast spread: smoked salmon, a build-your-own yogurt parfait bar, and “assorted pastries.” Fancy juices. And intravenous coffee drips for every delegate.
July 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Well when you put it that way… I don’t even have a vote and I will still vote for it.
July 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Does the Y let raccoons use the hot tubs? Just because All Are Welcome here doesn’t mean All Are Welcome there.
July 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM