Truly what is the point of having these trees if they’re always trimmed to the nub like this.

Dear third-party voters, you’ve been awfully quiet. What’s up? What’s the game plan for the next 3 years and 11 months?

Asking for 75,017,626 friends who did the right thing because we wanted to avoid all of this shit!!!

I need a sticker with this sentiment for my 5-year old car, but this is far too girlboss-soft. Actually i don’t want his face on my car. Can I get one of those Calvin pissing decals to go over the logo?

So glad that people didn’t vote for Kamala because of her non-stance on Gaza!!! Trump is definitely going to do a better job of *checks notes* colonizing it.

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'The Office' was pro-office propaganda whereas 'Severance' is the realistic show about how being at the office makes you go insane