My current read. Mr. Fugelsang does not disappoint.

We were Navy. Had a tailhook from a carrier as a bookend.

Absolutely. Haven't missed a year since 2004? 5? Didn't watch Tom Delay or that Palin child until they were gone.

Don't forget cinder block bookshelves.

The man ordering all of this for me to put together would agree with this bullshit.