Virginia Slim
@maryjaneburns.bsky.social
I’ve come a long way, baby
Would also love to train Colorado
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Would also love to train Colorado
Travel plans for 2026 so far include ATL, DC, OKC and MPLS 🤸🏾♀️
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Travel plans for 2026 so far include ATL, DC, OKC and MPLS 🤸🏾♀️
I really need to learn to stop making dumbass faces when people take my picture
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I really need to learn to stop making dumbass faces when people take my picture
Silly and selfishly, I’d like Stephen King to start doing coke again
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Silly and selfishly, I’d like Stephen King to start doing coke again
I keep my game face on but it’s becoming harder to hide
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I keep my game face on but it’s becoming harder to hide
Chronic pain will absolutely alter your personality
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Chronic pain will absolutely alter your personality
I want to be introduced to exotic fruits
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I want to be introduced to exotic fruits
😂 can’t make this shit up!
November 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
😂 can’t make this shit up!
The way a whole new attitude pops out almost daily amazes me 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The way a whole new attitude pops out almost daily amazes me 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃
The chemistry though
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The chemistry though
Sir, your emotional maturity deserves so much better than my emotional dysregulation
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Sir, your emotional maturity deserves so much better than my emotional dysregulation
Settle TF down.
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Settle TF down.
Be cool. Be casual.
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Be cool. Be casual.
Definitely don’t fall!
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Definitely don’t fall!
Uggghhhh bitch, don’t trip!!
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Uggghhhh bitch, don’t trip!!
Pushing people away is sometimes self care
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Pushing people away is sometimes self care
Really struggling to get out of the bed today
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Really struggling to get out of the bed today
SHIT!!! Cannot remember the last time I felt like this and now I don’t know wtf to do about it 🥵
October 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
SHIT!!! Cannot remember the last time I felt like this and now I don’t know wtf to do about it 🥵
I need somebody to come recreate the can’t buy me love riding mowe scene with me
September 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I need somebody to come recreate the can’t buy me love riding mowe scene with me
Woke up horny af. Haven’t felt that in forever 😳
September 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Woke up horny af. Haven’t felt that in forever 😳
Lou Ferrigno lives! And he’s coming to west TN comicon
September 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Lou Ferrigno lives! And he’s coming to west TN comicon
Mom died. Hopefully she’ll rest peacefully.
September 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Mom died. Hopefully she’ll rest peacefully.