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Mary Gillis
@marygillis.bsky.social
Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
Money for me? Sure, go ahead: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
I assume someone saved this to "gotcha" me when I inevitably deny that I'm Enron at some point in the future.
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I knew I recognized that name.

Transphobes cannot be normal about absolutely anything. Being obsessed with the genitals of strangers is a sickness that breaks the entire brain.
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Can't say I trust the results of any scientist who admits to doing research using ChatGPT.
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Merriam-Webster having a normal one
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Looks legit.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If my kid's eyes can use a phone, why do they need me to book their test?
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Nevermore
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Couldn't help myself.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
For anyone who might need it during these apparently trying times:
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oh no, the right to strike was invented by the Supreme Court instead of being handed down by the gods* like all of our other rights in Canada!

*the group of wealthy, white male politicians, many of whom were probably on coke and/or Quaaludes, who passed the Charter of Rights and Freedoms in 1982
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Know what? I'm probably gonna err on the side of caution and seek medical attention even if my post-vaccine seizure only lasts 2.5 minutes.
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It's great how when I'm following transit direction, Google Maps keeps defaulting to this view, in case I've forgotten what continent I'm on.
October 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's a great day to be a sapiosexual eugenicist who's looking for a new pickup line.
October 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
October 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is helpful, thank you, IMDB.

I do feel bad for the 15 people who weren't helped by this at all.
October 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Lol
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Can't even call it a ground floor anymore, because of woke.
October 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The union says the government negotiators were 3 hours late and the government's response is basically "there was no set time to negotiate to prevent a strike, they were just gonna meet whenever."

The government's version actually makes them look even more incompetent than the union version.
September 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Eby is an empty suit who proves over and over that he believes in nothing.
bsky.app/profile/aman...
September 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is a bit of a long read, but worth it.
September 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is what I assume the schools are like in ALIEN: EARTH.
September 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I did a search to make sure a JG Ballard quote was real and came across this inspiring George Monbiot quote.
September 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Can't wait for everyone who's so vocally opposed to political violence to come out against this common form of it, as well as the people (both living and dead) who've delighted in carrying it out.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stochas...
September 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This tweet so perfectly describes why wealth melts your brain.

And I think genAI is doing something similar to everyone who uses it.

Your life isn't just a series of your own preferences, but every choice you make becomes your preference as it's cheered on by the lying sycophant in your pocket.
September 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM