Screamin' Mimi
@maryew1.bsky.social
Long on cynicism, short on patience. Generally disagreeable. Prefer dogs to Republicans, even chihuahuas. Don't believe there's such a thing as too much Truth or too much garlic.
A reporter just asked this asshole why he paused the tariffs. His response: "Because the people were getting yippy." Oh, for fuck's sake. Yippy. You haven't seen anything yet.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A reporter just asked this asshole why he paused the tariffs. His response: "Because the people were getting yippy." Oh, for fuck's sake. Yippy. You haven't seen anything yet.
The view from my front porch this evening. Slava Ukraini!
March 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The view from my front porch this evening. Slava Ukraini!
And the hits just keep on comin'. Fuck you, Trump.
March 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
And the hits just keep on comin'. Fuck you, Trump.
Big tariffs -- oops! stock market tanked -- oops! my bad, I mean NO tariffs. What did I just say? Person, woman, man, camera, TV. Covfefe for me! I have the best brain and the best words. Tariff is the most beautiful word -- tariffs on everyone -- oops! my bad ...
March 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Big tariffs -- oops! stock market tanked -- oops! my bad, I mean NO tariffs. What did I just say? Person, woman, man, camera, TV. Covfefe for me! I have the best brain and the best words. Tariff is the most beautiful word -- tariffs on everyone -- oops! my bad ...
Nothing he says or does ages well.
March 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Nothing he says or does ages well.
Canada isn't having it. I'm on Team Canada.
March 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Canada isn't having it. I'm on Team Canada.
I hate this man with every fiber of my being.
March 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I hate this man with every fiber of my being.
Tariff Tuesday is almost here! Woo-hoo!
March 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Tariff Tuesday is almost here! Woo-hoo!
Yesterday wrecked me. I bought my first Ukranian flag ... I didn't know what else to do.
March 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Yesterday wrecked me. I bought my first Ukranian flag ... I didn't know what else to do.
Supercharged respect for Ukraine. Zelensky wasn't having any of Trump's (or Vance's) bullshit. And they did a sterling job of humiliating our country. Live. On TV. America is just another broken nation and international pariah. I'm dying to know if we'll be able to save ourselves. So fucking sad.
February 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Supercharged respect for Ukraine. Zelensky wasn't having any of Trump's (or Vance's) bullshit. And they did a sterling job of humiliating our country. Live. On TV. America is just another broken nation and international pariah. I'm dying to know if we'll be able to save ourselves. So fucking sad.
Elon: please provide, by midnight, a list of the millions of Social Security recipients you've identified who a) are dead, b) don't exist, or c) are 150+ years old. Shouldn't be a difficult request for a self-descibed "tech support" guy to handle promptly.
February 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Elon: please provide, by midnight, a list of the millions of Social Security recipients you've identified who a) are dead, b) don't exist, or c) are 150+ years old. Shouldn't be a difficult request for a self-descibed "tech support" guy to handle promptly.
I hope nobody sends an email to the Ofc of Personnel Mgmt outlining what YOU did last week. Don't send pictures of your dog's shit, the hairball your cat coughed up or a list of the rights you refuse to relinquish. How would you even get the correct email address if you wanted to do such a thing?
February 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I hope nobody sends an email to the Ofc of Personnel Mgmt outlining what YOU did last week. Don't send pictures of your dog's shit, the hairball your cat coughed up or a list of the rights you refuse to relinquish. How would you even get the correct email address if you wanted to do such a thing?
He absolutely meant "not the white man for the moment." So much for merit-based decisions.
February 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
He absolutely meant "not the white man for the moment." So much for merit-based decisions.
As we end a disastrous week, this. Nice job, asshat.
February 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
As we end a disastrous week, this. Nice job, asshat.
Drop dead, Satan.
February 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Drop dead, Satan.
Good grief. I think he missed his calling as a fortune cookie writer. And even at that, he needs way more practice than his remaining years will afford him.
February 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Good grief. I think he missed his calling as a fortune cookie writer. And even at that, he needs way more practice than his remaining years will afford him.
I'm a live and let live person, avoid being judgy even when I'm tempted. But all bets are off when you name your kids
X Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl and Techno Mechanicus. Elon, you are simply weird and evil. I hope your whole life turns into an oozing, putrid bog of regret.
X Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl and Techno Mechanicus. Elon, you are simply weird and evil. I hope your whole life turns into an oozing, putrid bog of regret.
February 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm a live and let live person, avoid being judgy even when I'm tempted. But all bets are off when you name your kids
X Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl and Techno Mechanicus. Elon, you are simply weird and evil. I hope your whole life turns into an oozing, putrid bog of regret.
X Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl and Techno Mechanicus. Elon, you are simply weird and evil. I hope your whole life turns into an oozing, putrid bog of regret.
Omg, THIS GUY. Complete bat-shit. His boss -- Trump's new AG, Blondie Bondi -- is gonna have a lot of 'splainin' to do.
February 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Omg, THIS GUY. Complete bat-shit. His boss -- Trump's new AG, Blondie Bondi -- is gonna have a lot of 'splainin' to do.