RULE ABOUT AMERICAN FLAGS:

If you burn the fabric part, you're looking at jail.

But it you use the pole part to assault a police officer, you get a presidential pardon, praise, and some cash.

Where’s his upside down Bible?

So I was very distraught this morning when I had to explain to my two dogs that they were only getting two squeaky toys this Christmas instead of 30, and that it was per household. They took it pretty ruff !

Can anyone, anyone at all, please get the Signal app off of Pete’s phone. White House I.T.? Will you do it? Anyone at all?

Why all y’all so up in these gals’ grilz? This is just 6 ladies who took a space flight.

Pete Hegseth just sent me his Amazon password.

If you don’t have a Jump To Recipe button I am not reading your recipe.

Maybe Elon’s Meme Team Treasury Squad could trace the payment trail on, let’s just say, 5 of these? And report back on that?

With the personal data security exposures happening right now, you need to have your Social Security number frozen at the 3 credit bureaus. It’s free, and also easy to unfreeze and refreeze if you are applying for credit and it’s needed by a trusted party.
1. Equifax
2. Experian
3. Transition

You don’t need access to the payment platform to evaluate the spending. Bitch, please.

I’ve lost all ability to distinguish between Onion headlines and the real thing.

Here’s my cat. He can’t watch.

TikTok says you don’t have to go home buttcha can’t stay here….

Since the inauguration is being moved indoors, and indoors famously don’t have flagpoles, I do think that Inmate No. P01135809 (currently out on bail) should have no reason to refuse our proud U.S. tradition of memorializing our presidential passings with a half mast, no?

Pancho just gonna sit this winter storm out. Status: Not interested.

The censorship algorithm on Twitter reduced our audience by roughly 95%, and seriously, who does that to a wildlife biology & advocacy group ?
So we moved 😇 over here to BlueSky

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Looks like Inmate No. PO1135809 got hisself a lil’ glow-up.

#caturday