Was the first #Hummergate when he fellated the mic?

OVER. The. BACON!!!

DM me for portions and the rest. Beware! If you make them well, it'll become a WHOLE thing...

White bread
Beau Monde
Dill
Onion powder
Garlic powder
Cayenne pepper
Tabasco
Worcestershire sauce

They take forever to make. They're gone in seconds. Grown men thrown them into their mouths knowing full well their tongues will be rendered useless.

Cheese squares. A recipe my Aunt Joanie found in a magazine from 1957. It's an honor to carry the tradition and laborious AF but damn if my family doesn't trip over themselves when they come outta the oven.
6 sticks salted butter
5 jars Olde English cheese in a jar
4 loaves Pepperidge Farm

It's this dude bro y'all:

What in the Easter Island statue is goin on here?!?

Just ask @mizzwelch.bsky.social from the fabulous and incomparable @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social duo. Her reviews of his Marie Antoinetteing of The White House are 🔥🔥🔥

I spent a week in Africa and there was nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do to meet you all the way .

Do not watch @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social
It's sloppy, lazy and the best example of ring kissing "journalism." joe and mika sold out and how they sleep at night isn't beyond me - it's on their giant pile of money.

SHAME ON THEM.
And shame on everyone who continues to platform fascists.

I see you, Chicago Fam. 🩵🤍❤️

By all means move at a glacial pace you know how that *thrills* me... I say to my doggo looking for a place to poop as if he was searching for a suitable spot to build an ancestral home.
But I love him so 🥰

Please do fuck right off @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social
You haven't been responsible journalists or even slightly on topic with folks who've desperately looked to you for what is happening in this country. Glad your meet n' greet with trump paid off.
We see you. YOU'RE shameless soulless ghouls.

Nah, Christ was actually a super cool fella. To paraphrase @johnfugelsang.bsky.social - it's some of his FAN CLUBS who freak me out. 🤘