Dick Tator
@marxwegener.bsky.social
A grumpy old fart - who turns into a fountain of pure acid instantly when triggered!
Uncertainty is the only certainty - sit back and relax!
August 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Uncertainty is the only certainty - sit back and relax!
You speak English because it's the only language you know. I speak English because it's the only language *you* know. When you speak *my* language as well as I speak English, then I'll consider your complaints about my English.
July 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
You speak English because it's the only language you know. I speak English because it's the only language *you* know. When you speak *my* language as well as I speak English, then I'll consider your complaints about my English.
My advise about the election: Vote for clowns, expect a circus!
April 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My advise about the election: Vote for clowns, expect a circus!
A new bird species has been discovered. The orange headed trumpus moronus maximus.
April 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
A new bird species has been discovered. The orange headed trumpus moronus maximus.
I promise to have a long life so that I will be a burden to my children.
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I promise to have a long life so that I will be a burden to my children.
No matter what you are going through, always try and help people.
Instead of saying: “Fuck off”
ask: “How can I help you to fuck off?”
Be kind!
Instead of saying: “Fuck off”
ask: “How can I help you to fuck off?”
Be kind!
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
No matter what you are going through, always try and help people.
Instead of saying: “Fuck off”
ask: “How can I help you to fuck off?”
Be kind!
Instead of saying: “Fuck off”
ask: “How can I help you to fuck off?”
Be kind!
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
March 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
Our large resident croc called fluffy
March 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Our large resident croc called fluffy
Overnight, a severe case of the Mondays has set in. It will persist through Wednesday before clearing up by Thursday and Friday. The weekend will be smooth sailing.
March 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Overnight, a severe case of the Mondays has set in. It will persist through Wednesday before clearing up by Thursday and Friday. The weekend will be smooth sailing.
I've spent the day polishing my ego, but since I'm so wonderfully kind and selfless, and always thinking of others, I'll now brew myself a coffee in your honor.
March 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I've spent the day polishing my ego, but since I'm so wonderfully kind and selfless, and always thinking of others, I'll now brew myself a coffee in your honor.
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Yep, that's why I call him Traitor Trump. He's the worst.
March 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Yep, that's why I call him Traitor Trump. He's the worst.
A new display for the office
January 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
A new display for the office
My favoured anti stress toy. I added the lights.
January 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My favoured anti stress toy. I added the lights.
I’ve booked and paid for my next holiday. I’m concerned that a Trumpian trade war might negatively impact the Australian dollar. To avoid any potential fallout, I decided it’s better to pay now before the AUD takes a hit.
January 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I’ve booked and paid for my next holiday. I’m concerned that a Trumpian trade war might negatively impact the Australian dollar. To avoid any potential fallout, I decided it’s better to pay now before the AUD takes a hit.
Watching the Sydney fireworks on 2 different YT channels
January 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Watching the Sydney fireworks on 2 different YT channels
I'm out of bed, for the first time this year. What now?
January 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm out of bed, for the first time this year. What now?
Many things will be different this year! I have no idea what those things are, because they have nothing to do with me.
January 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Many things will be different this year! I have no idea what those things are, because they have nothing to do with me.
Neckholder and e-scooter the perfect setup!
YouTube video by When Reality Bytes
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December 26, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Why don't all those people around me realise that they are the victims of cultural brainwash and government social engineering? Everybody does the same - with just minute variations!
December 22, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Why don't all those people around me realise that they are the victims of cultural brainwash and government social engineering? Everybody does the same - with just minute variations!
I got my new Mac Mini today!
December 17, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I got my new Mac Mini today!
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Frohen zweiten Advent!
December 8, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Frohen zweiten Advent!