glad to know i'm not the only one who had this fantasy about DK

What about ancestry?

Yes! You look cute with the hat on 😊

no more fart videos?

you have a large cock 😳

not into zoophilia, but gotta admit, horse farts go hard

Well, since you're not totally straight and you evidently have a much more complicated life outside of here, i'd imagine it's quite clean most of the time outside of the internet

God, which one do I wanna be? The one blowing air into their asshole?

Or the one having their hole blown into?!? 😵‍💫 I'm gonna die of extreme horniness aren't I.

I just got hard thinking about that lmao