End of the year was ROUGH. Needed a little social media break….but the worlds two biggest egos and smallest 🫢 dragged me back to the mess

True story…bought a new (old) suv over spring break and the first question I asked my wife was “is this lifted to the point that we would make fun of someone getting out of it?” In the grand scheme of Texas trucks it’s not remotely close but I definitely didn’t want to be tagged with THAT brush

Oof…if I knew what any of those paste eaters was actually thinking I would go see my friendly neighborhood mental health worker. Buuuut if I had to take a guess I’d go with

1) Racism
2) Sexism (interchangeable really)
3) insecurity (I’ll let you fill in the blanks on that one 🤏🏼)

Coming in hot on this chilly Wednesday morning 😳

Idiocracy about to move into the documentary section 🤦🏻‍♂️

Directly after Angie Thomas and Shea Serrano? Ma’am…that is rarified air. 3 of my fav interwebz peeps. After Quinta gets done with this episode I need her to spread some of this good energy to the Phils. I’d ask for the same for the 6ers and Flyers but those are both dumpster fires at the moment.

I don’t give off the “that dude is crazy, he must teach middle school” vibes?!

Posts like this always make me think that I should make the jump up to high school. These are the kinds of things I’d like to point out through my teaching, but it’s harder with the middle school age to have them dig that deep…

I’ve had the fight song playing on a loop in my room all day. I think I make actually break some spirits today.

Ma’am…I am about to be so incredibly ratchet they have no idea.