Machine confused with bell-end

I’m also rubbish at this, always have been. At a house party once talking to a lovely girl in a small box room I missed all the cues. In the end she got dressed and left.

Jeremy Corbyn - he already has the beard.

Keith and Malcolm would eat the tea towel and allow me to worry about the consequences

I’m just a boomer, youngsters are being so fucked over it’s coming out the other side.

She’s been there in mind for years. Amazing what a reduction in salary unearths.

Mines imminent!

lol