The (pumpkin) spice must flow

"I've never had my chance, and this is it".

Why would they want a general with national notoriety, an actual understanding of how to get a message out in our current media environment, and decades left of career when he patiently waited until after he should've retired for his turn to come around?

"Thankfully, we apparently don't need to know everything about the brain to start meddling with it; in case you missed it, Elon Musk's Neuralink has begun rolling out to very early adopters"

Just know that Im writing you in regardless of what happens between now and then

"I'm known as a bull dog" by who? Maybe I'm just uninformed but I've never heard of this mf before

If any of the questionable bush meats he ate raw didn't kill him, I think we have to accept that J Town is watching over him and he'll live forever

I'd rather recognize that what she said was a clear threat (which it was even if it was made in exasperation) but that her situation also clearly warrants leniency. If we agree to these word games, then real stochastic terrorists that urge political violence on the marginalized become legally safer

Bluesky has been having moderation issue due to the influx of people so this was more "I don't think anything will happen quickly so be aware in the meantime"

Melatonin is why zombies eat brains in the first place

Woe thats obscene. I genuinely can't even comprehend an existence where I wouldn't come across that demographic info at least once, even by accident

My Big Fat Greek Asshole

Does this just show some level of demographic skew on bluesky? Because the percent of households worldwide that own a computer lines up pretty well with the percent of users accessing the internet through one

"The US is still having elections in 2500? That's a stretch"

"Wait I can't spam slurs on here??"

I tried writing some code to help but there are a lot of moves. I'm almost done with all the options for move 2. Wish me luck!

Whats the source of this? I'm curious to read more