Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet
@martyrofthewet.bsky.social
18+ MINORS DNI🔞
"Sweetest freak you'll ever meet!"™ Aspiring Witch
FRANCOPHONE 🇫🇷
"Sweetest freak you'll ever meet!"™ Aspiring Witch
FRANCOPHONE 🇫🇷
Watching Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein
TO CREATE LIFE AND THEN AFTER A TIME REJECT IT, THAT IS THE DARKEST OF SINS
TO CREATE LIFE AND THEN AFTER A TIME REJECT IT, THAT IS THE DARKEST OF SINS
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Watching Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein
TO CREATE LIFE AND THEN AFTER A TIME REJECT IT, THAT IS THE DARKEST OF SINS
TO CREATE LIFE AND THEN AFTER A TIME REJECT IT, THAT IS THE DARKEST OF SINS
*porno bassline*
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
*porno bassline*
She's literally watching the Madagascar Hissing Roaches mating.
This cat is watching live bug porno
This cat is watching live bug porno
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
She's literally watching the Madagascar Hissing Roaches mating.
This cat is watching live bug porno
This cat is watching live bug porno
Spoonful of Sugar (2022)
Psychological Horror/Psychosexual-Thriller genre at its peak, not subtle about the Freudian complications that it portrays at all, and to the movie's benefit.
I have one issue w the end; the marketing department wanted to have their cake and eat it too. Pick a side IMO
Psychological Horror/Psychosexual-Thriller genre at its peak, not subtle about the Freudian complications that it portrays at all, and to the movie's benefit.
I have one issue w the end; the marketing department wanted to have their cake and eat it too. Pick a side IMO
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Spoonful of Sugar (2022)
Psychological Horror/Psychosexual-Thriller genre at its peak, not subtle about the Freudian complications that it portrays at all, and to the movie's benefit.
I have one issue w the end; the marketing department wanted to have their cake and eat it too. Pick a side IMO
Psychological Horror/Psychosexual-Thriller genre at its peak, not subtle about the Freudian complications that it portrays at all, and to the movie's benefit.
I have one issue w the end; the marketing department wanted to have their cake and eat it too. Pick a side IMO
There's a fine line between Einstein and ahegao
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
There's a fine line between Einstein and ahegao
POV: I'm cleaning up my sorely neglected rig, feeling like a cyberpunk historian doing restoration on an ancient PC with the amount of dust and cat hair I let accumulate 😢
Also: in a pinch, a makeup brush is not bad for getting dust out (yes, I'm nasty, but I get the thing done)
Also: in a pinch, a makeup brush is not bad for getting dust out (yes, I'm nasty, but I get the thing done)
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
POV: I'm cleaning up my sorely neglected rig, feeling like a cyberpunk historian doing restoration on an ancient PC with the amount of dust and cat hair I let accumulate 😢
Also: in a pinch, a makeup brush is not bad for getting dust out (yes, I'm nasty, but I get the thing done)
Also: in a pinch, a makeup brush is not bad for getting dust out (yes, I'm nasty, but I get the thing done)
WHAT DOST THOU CAT EYES SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (sound on)
October 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
WHAT DOST THOU CAT EYES SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (sound on)
Like look at this ding dang monument to community
Sometimes I hate this town, but this shit makes me love it. Hell yeah bayybeeeeeeee
Sometimes I hate this town, but this shit makes me love it. Hell yeah bayybeeeeeeee
October 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Like look at this ding dang monument to community
Sometimes I hate this town, but this shit makes me love it. Hell yeah bayybeeeeeeee
Sometimes I hate this town, but this shit makes me love it. Hell yeah bayybeeeeeeee
When the old gays meet the new gays
October 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
When the old gays meet the new gays
The Portland Frog is an actual superhero sweetie and the cops tried (and failed) to hurt them
October 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The Portland Frog is an actual superhero sweetie and the cops tried (and failed) to hurt them
Why does my milkshake look like a gore grind industrial noise album cover
September 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Why does my milkshake look like a gore grind industrial noise album cover
Sincerely asking as a millennial 9/11 rememberer... what is up with zoomers and denim?
September 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sincerely asking as a millennial 9/11 rememberer... what is up with zoomers and denim?
If oneself can master's their inner baby brain and their inner dommy-mommy together (platonicly/ nonsexually)
Bottom line: Power couple in the best way
Master this, and you will have power
Bottom line: Power couple in the best way
Master this, and you will have power
September 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
If oneself can master's their inner baby brain and their inner dommy-mommy together (platonicly/ nonsexually)
Bottom line: Power couple in the best way
Master this, and you will have power
Bottom line: Power couple in the best way
Master this, and you will have power
Big head boy was essentially the bad witch from the movie Weapons
Ripped apart by the same children he fed Hatorade to
Ripped apart by the same children he fed Hatorade to
September 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Big head boy was essentially the bad witch from the movie Weapons
Ripped apart by the same children he fed Hatorade to
Ripped apart by the same children he fed Hatorade to
My ultimate take on the C Kirk shooting:
It's a work, kirky boy wanted to retire and set up a whole Wag The Dog (1997) situation
It's a work, kirky boy wanted to retire and set up a whole Wag The Dog (1997) situation
September 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My ultimate take on the C Kirk shooting:
It's a work, kirky boy wanted to retire and set up a whole Wag The Dog (1997) situation
It's a work, kirky boy wanted to retire and set up a whole Wag The Dog (1997) situation
Final character Bob Fossil (Played by US expat Rich Fulcher): He's weird, gross, up in your face, but with some charm. Rich Fulcher's Bob Fossil is the Howard Kramer of the show, but way more insane.
September 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Final character Bob Fossil (Played by US expat Rich Fulcher): He's weird, gross, up in your face, but with some charm. Rich Fulcher's Bob Fossil is the Howard Kramer of the show, but way more insane.
Bollo (Dave Brown) : Suiting up in a goofy gorilla outfit, a gorilla of few words, minimalist, and direct. I couldn't believe how sweaty the costume might be 😅
September 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Bollo (Dave Brown) : Suiting up in a goofy gorilla outfit, a gorilla of few words, minimalist, and direct. I couldn't believe how sweaty the costume might be 😅
The rest of the cast: Naboo (Michael Fielding, younger brother of Noel Fielding, aka Vince Noir) plays a genie stereotype🧞. They start as someone Vince Noir goes to for advice and end up as the owner of the shop where the gang hangs out.
September 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The rest of the cast: Naboo (Michael Fielding, younger brother of Noel Fielding, aka Vince Noir) plays a genie stereotype🧞. They start as someone Vince Noir goes to for advice and end up as the owner of the shop where the gang hangs out.
Howard Moon (Played by Julian Barrat): The cringe character, awkward and annoying, always misreading the room BUT!!!!!!! with a genuine soft soul doing their best in an alienating world.
September 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Howard Moon (Played by Julian Barrat): The cringe character, awkward and annoying, always misreading the room BUT!!!!!!! with a genuine soft soul doing their best in an alienating world.
Vince Noir (played by Noel Fielding): the character (At the top of this picture with arms out), is cool, composed, sexy, and fashionable. The character, and the actual person playing them? Fashion icon to the stars.
September 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Vince Noir (played by Noel Fielding): the character (At the top of this picture with arms out), is cool, composed, sexy, and fashionable. The character, and the actual person playing them? Fashion icon to the stars.
Sorry for the boomer screenshot but
September 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sorry for the boomer screenshot but
Teen and teens flash a ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️ to the eye in the sky.
September 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Teen and teens flash a ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️ to the eye in the sky.
POV: AT the bottom of mommy mountain
Hello down there young creatures
Hello down there young creatures
August 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
POV: AT the bottom of mommy mountain
Hello down there young creatures
Hello down there young creatures
It's goofy self care night at clown house baybeeeee
August 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
It's goofy self care night at clown house baybeeeee