MARTY 🍉
@martyps.bsky.social
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lawyer, progressive, gaymer
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Got my wisdom teeth out last Friday and my cheeks are like double size today. 😬
May 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Got my wisdom teeth out last Friday and my cheeks are like double size today. 😬
Just hook it to my veins
May 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just hook it to my veins
This is the best election I’ve ever seen 😂
May 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
This is the best election I’ve ever seen 😂
the liberal party volunteers at my polling booth were weird as fuck
May 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
the liberal party volunteers at my polling booth were weird as fuck
Canada election imo was a test to see if the polls would be right in Australia. Looking good.
April 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Canada election imo was a test to see if the polls would be right in Australia. Looking good.
Out of all her lead singles I think this ranks 4th out of 4 but still hits deep. If the whole album sounds like this I’ll love it. open.spotify.com/track/2jNyia...
What Was That
Lorde · What Was That · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
April 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Out of all her lead singles I think this ranks 4th out of 4 but still hits deep. If the whole album sounds like this I’ll love it. open.spotify.com/track/2jNyia...
Listening to this song while at work and trying not to sing along. Impossible.
April 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Listening to this song while at work and trying not to sing along. Impossible.
Pope Francis was the biggest leap forward the Catholic Church has taken in generations. R.I.P.
April 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Pope Francis was the biggest leap forward the Catholic Church has taken in generations. R.I.P.
could be the last beach day of the season 💔
April 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
could be the last beach day of the season 💔
Imagine polling results like this after having the entire media for the last ~30 years consistently ramming it down everyone’s throats that the Liberals are better economic managers. Looks like reality is finally sinking in.
April 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Imagine polling results like this after having the entire media for the last ~30 years consistently ramming it down everyone’s throats that the Liberals are better economic managers. Looks like reality is finally sinking in.
WIND WAKER ON SWITCH (2) finally!!
April 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
WIND WAKER ON SWITCH (2) finally!!
Both major parties in Australia support the genocide of Palestinians by the Israeli terror state.
I love my local MP (Tanya Plibersek) but this election I’ll be putting Labor second last and the Liberals last.
I love my local MP (Tanya Plibersek) but this election I’ll be putting Labor second last and the Liberals last.
March 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Both major parties in Australia support the genocide of Palestinians by the Israeli terror state.
I love my local MP (Tanya Plibersek) but this election I’ll be putting Labor second last and the Liberals last.
I love my local MP (Tanya Plibersek) but this election I’ll be putting Labor second last and the Liberals last.
I fucking love Dua Lipa 🥹
March 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I fucking love Dua Lipa 🥹
I just wanna touch it, touch it
Try your hardest not to bust it
Gimme, gimme, how I love your big, big
Try your hardest not to bust it
Gimme, gimme, how I love your big, big
March 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I just wanna touch it, touch it
Try your hardest not to bust it
Gimme, gimme, how I love your big, big
Try your hardest not to bust it
Gimme, gimme, how I love your big, big
Dua Lipa this week 🥹🥹🥹
March 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Dua Lipa this week 🥹🥹🥹
we trying to decide what to have for dinner
March 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
we trying to decide what to have for dinner
Gym shower didn’t have body wash or shampoo so I cleaned myself with conditioner and where has this been my whole life?!
March 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Gym shower didn’t have body wash or shampoo so I cleaned myself with conditioner and where has this been my whole life?!
I’ve had like 3 hours of sleep over the past 3 days 🥱💤
March 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’ve had like 3 hours of sleep over the past 3 days 🥱💤
Happy Mardi Gras 🏳️🌈🇵🇸
March 1, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Happy Mardi Gras 🏳️🌈🇵🇸
Well that’s the end of my Twitter account lol
January 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well that’s the end of my Twitter account lol
