Martyn Waites/CB Everett
@martynwaites.bsky.social
Writer. Crime. Horror. Doctor Who for Big Finish. Was once Tania Carver. New novel THE OTHER PEOPLE out under the CB Everett name spring 2025. Agent: James Wills at Watson Little. #MDANT and proud of it.
“What’s the greatest work of fiction you’ve read recently, Martyn?”
“Thanks for asking. It’s the Exeter city bus timetable board at Crackhead Corner. Brilliantly made up!”
“Thanks for asking. It’s the Exeter city bus timetable board at Crackhead Corner. Brilliantly made up!”
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“What’s the greatest work of fiction you’ve read recently, Martyn?”
“Thanks for asking. It’s the Exeter city bus timetable board at Crackhead Corner. Brilliantly made up!”
“Thanks for asking. It’s the Exeter city bus timetable board at Crackhead Corner. Brilliantly made up!”
Hi all. My lovely new book, THE OTHER PEOPLE, is out now in paperback. The Times called it one of their Crime Novels of the Year and obviously I agree. If you'd like to read it, please do. I think you'd enjoy it. Sorry, but I may be banging on about this for a while.
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Hi all. My lovely new book, THE OTHER PEOPLE, is out now in paperback. The Times called it one of their Crime Novels of the Year and obviously I agree. If you'd like to read it, please do. I think you'd enjoy it. Sorry, but I may be banging on about this for a while.
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
October 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
Yes, it’s a pile of clothes I’m currently in the process of putting away. But does anyone else see the face of Doctor Zaius from Planet of the Apes in my chinos?
August 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Yes, it’s a pile of clothes I’m currently in the process of putting away. But does anyone else see the face of Doctor Zaius from Planet of the Apes in my chinos?
Hey, you wanna free book of mine? An award-nominated thriller, no less? Written by one of my pseudonyms? Course you do! Just go to joffe.com to find out how! Today only!
July 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hey, you wanna free book of mine? An award-nominated thriller, no less? Written by one of my pseudonyms? Course you do! Just go to joffe.com to find out how! Today only!
“Idea for a tv series and book. Greggg Wallace walks the country visiting each Harvester where he learns valuable life lessons and how to wear underwear.”
July 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Idea for a tv series and book. Greggg Wallace walks the country visiting each Harvester where he learns valuable life lessons and how to wear underwear.”
Is this an instruction manual?
June 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Is this an instruction manual?
Happy Friday 13th! To celebrate why not treat yourself to an absolute bargain - my new CB Everett novel, THE OTHER PEOPLE, is only 99p on Kindle today! What are you waiting for? Treat yourself!
June 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Happy Friday 13th! To celebrate why not treat yourself to an absolute bargain - my new CB Everett novel, THE OTHER PEOPLE, is only 99p on Kindle today! What are you waiting for? Treat yourself!
Dear James Patterson, this is my dog Cujo. As you can see, he's a fucking idiot. But he would love to write a book with you since it seems everybody else is doing it. He's very good at bin dipping, eating cat sick and stealing food. I'm sure you could get something out of that. All the best, Martyn
May 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dear James Patterson, this is my dog Cujo. As you can see, he's a fucking idiot. But he would love to write a book with you since it seems everybody else is doing it. He's very good at bin dipping, eating cat sick and stealing food. I'm sure you could get something out of that. All the best, Martyn
Just a reminder that The Other People, my new novel under my new name, CB Everett, is out now. The Times thinks it's one of the best crime novels of 2025, and who am I to argue?
May 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Just a reminder that The Other People, my new novel under my new name, CB Everett, is out now. The Times thinks it's one of the best crime novels of 2025, and who am I to argue?
Just a reminder that The Other People, my new novel under my new name, CB Everett, is out now. The Times thinks it's one of the best crime novels of 2025, and who am I to argue?
May 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Just a reminder that The Other People, my new novel under my new name, CB Everett, is out now. The Times thinks it's one of the best crime novels of 2025, and who am I to argue?
Got a really sore knee today. That’ll teach me to dance round the kitchen like that bloke from Future Islands.
April 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Got a really sore knee today. That’ll teach me to dance round the kitchen like that bloke from Future Islands.
Happy Easter! Should you find yourself sitting around with nothing to do, may I recommend my new novel, The Other People? It's already a Times crime novel of the year and it only came out last week! Written under my new name, CB Everett, it's guaranteed to entertain you this rainy weekend. Honest!
April 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Happy Easter! Should you find yourself sitting around with nothing to do, may I recommend my new novel, The Other People? It's already a Times crime novel of the year and it only came out last week! Written under my new name, CB Everett, it's guaranteed to entertain you this rainy weekend. Honest!
That’s Shark Fin Island there. Don’t know why they call it that.
April 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
That’s Shark Fin Island there. Don’t know why they call it that.
Action shot of David Headley launching this year’s @capitalcrime.bsky.social festival while also celebrating 25 years of @goldsborobooks.bsky.social. Note clever/cunning addition of 25 in the photo. I should do this professionally. And what a great night.
March 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Action shot of David Headley launching this year’s @capitalcrime.bsky.social festival while also celebrating 25 years of @goldsborobooks.bsky.social. Note clever/cunning addition of 25 in the photo. I should do this professionally. And what a great night.
My wonderful editor @katherinecrime.bsky.social has sent me this! THE OTHER PEOPLE by my new name, CB Everett. Lovely, aren’t they? Out in the UK next month. This isn’t the last time you hear about this, I’m afraid.
March 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My wonderful editor @katherinecrime.bsky.social has sent me this! THE OTHER PEOPLE by my new name, CB Everett. Lovely, aren’t they? Out in the UK next month. This isn’t the last time you hear about this, I’m afraid.
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
March 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
Have I shown you this photo of Waterstones in Exeter? God, you get everywhere …
March 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Have I shown you this photo of Waterstones in Exeter? God, you get everywhere …
Went to school with this guy. Wondered what happened to him. He was the only one in our year with a hyphenated surname. Posh Terry, we used to call him. He hated it.
February 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Went to school with this guy. Wondered what happened to him. He was the only one in our year with a hyphenated surname. Posh Terry, we used to call him. He hated it.
Fantastic book post. Thank you so much @titanbooks.bsky.social and @timlebbon.bsky.social. I’m a huge fan of Tim’s work and this one looks outstanding. Can’t wait to get cracking on it.
February 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Fantastic book post. Thank you so much @titanbooks.bsky.social and @timlebbon.bsky.social. I’m a huge fan of Tim’s work and this one looks outstanding. Can’t wait to get cracking on it.
This weekend only! Get 25% off my new CB Everett novel, THE OTHER PEOPLE at Waterstones!
Use the code PREORDER25 and grab yourself a bargain!
Use the code PREORDER25 and grab yourself a bargain!
February 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
This weekend only! Get 25% off my new CB Everett novel, THE OTHER PEOPLE at Waterstones!
Use the code PREORDER25 and grab yourself a bargain!
Use the code PREORDER25 and grab yourself a bargain!
Tonight’s viewing. A stone cold classic.
January 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tonight’s viewing. A stone cold classic.
I see Andrew Tate’s starring in his own version of Nosferatu.
January 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I see Andrew Tate’s starring in his own version of Nosferatu.