Your company will be monitoring keystrokes!

I use them the wrong way around, but can switch instantly if I get nagged!

Frankie is a cartoon dog right? 😅

Does yesterday's win count as ending the recent "We don't win on TV" curse? #GCQs

Accidentally? Did you fall over?

At least you have the wife and kids! I don't

Eddie wasn't deaf, for most of his life anyway, but was never bothered by fireworks luckily. We accidentally walked through a display once at the nearby Uni, he didn't bat an eyelid! One other time one went off right overhead and made me jump 2 foot in the air, he just looked at me...." You wimp!"

Your neighbour is thinking "That lazy twat nextdoor has finally cut his side thinking he's won! Muppet"

What was the blue and white kit? 3rd kit?

Think you need to try a better tea if that's what makes Yorkshire tea better!

Rental places gave you their own box and cover not the original, so total BS!

Didn't take long then!