Martyn MacDonald Adams
@martynadams.bsky.social
Author, Songwriter, awful singer, retired, single, British, Good Sense of Humour.
Morons Are Grabbing America
March 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Morons Are Grabbing America
Morons Are Grabbing America
March 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Morons Are Grabbing America
No, no, no, no, no. We love him... Us Brits. We love him so much because he's invented a completely new type of humor while at the same time trashing a super power... If not the world. He's the world's first moronic genius!
January 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
No, no, no, no, no. We love him... Us Brits. We love him so much because he's invented a completely new type of humor while at the same time trashing a super power... If not the world. He's the world's first moronic genius!
No. I don't know why.
January 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
No. I don't know why.
That's how I learnt to make a herbal tea that gave my mates diarrhoea.
January 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
That's how I learnt to make a herbal tea that gave my mates diarrhoea.
That's WHY I regret past mistakes.
January 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
That's WHY I regret past mistakes.
Why is it that the further to the right a democratic government leans, the more ridiculous things they say and do?
January 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Why is it that the further to the right a democratic government leans, the more ridiculous things they say and do?
This why female penguins can waddle faster than males. If a male runs too fast his knees will bruise his testicle. 😁
January 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This why female penguins can waddle faster than males. If a male runs too fast his knees will bruise his testicle. 😁
It's so cold and boring in the Antarctic that when they huddle together the ones in the middle start telling jokes. That's why they laugh a lot.
January 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It's so cold and boring in the Antarctic that when they huddle together the ones in the middle start telling jokes. That's why they laugh a lot.
Yes but they are very very close to their crotch, then ankles down to their flippers.
January 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Yes but they are very very close to their crotch, then ankles down to their flippers.
Hi. I'm the ghost in the phone and I can't sleep either. Did you know that birds feet are longer than their legs?
January 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Hi. I'm the ghost in the phone and I can't sleep either. Did you know that birds feet are longer than their legs?
Can you do that to presidents too?
January 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Can you do that to presidents too?
MAGA... Make A Girl Angry
December 24, 2024 at 7:36 AM
MAGA... Make A Girl Angry
MAGA... Making Another Ghastly Accident
December 24, 2024 at 2:50 AM
MAGA... Making Another Ghastly Accident
Because Trump doesn't understand what being polite is.
December 24, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Because Trump doesn't understand what being polite is.
It's a little known fact that Jesus was the first person to have studied aerodynamics and implemented some of its basic principles onto his followers.
December 24, 2024 at 2:41 AM
It's a little known fact that Jesus was the first person to have studied aerodynamics and implemented some of its basic principles onto his followers.
And here we see President Elect Palpatine plot the rise of the New Galactic Empire, certain that the world would remain content and quiet under his benign leadership.
December 24, 2024 at 2:38 AM
And here we see President Elect Palpatine plot the rise of the New Galactic Empire, certain that the world would remain content and quiet under his benign leadership.
You mean the European immigrants have power but the natural Americans don't?
December 23, 2024 at 1:47 PM
You mean the European immigrants have power but the natural Americans don't?
Sleepy Donald Trump
December 16, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Sleepy Donald Trump