I wasn't born a safe shrimp....
April 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I wasn't born a safe shrimp....
Because they play video games with one hand
March 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Because they play video games with one hand
I DO I LOVE IT SO KUCH. SAFE SHRIMP HARBORED
February 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I DO I LOVE IT SO KUCH. SAFE SHRIMP HARBORED
FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE
February 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE
The entire White House is going to look like the aftermath of a slasher movie if I have anything to say about it
February 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The entire White House is going to look like the aftermath of a slasher movie if I have anything to say about it
Reposted by grian
im very excited about my balls
February 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
im very excited about my balls
Stop while I was typing this my dad started getting all sassy and argumentative because I wrote on the whiteboard that I need more chocolate chips. I literally said I just need someone to take me to the store and he kept saying "why don't you just get your own chocolate chips" THATS WHAT I SAID
February 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Stop while I was typing this my dad started getting all sassy and argumentative because I wrote on the whiteboard that I need more chocolate chips. I literally said I just need someone to take me to the store and he kept saying "why don't you just get your own chocolate chips" THATS WHAT I SAID