Marty McFly
@martyboi9.bsky.social
Born in the ‘70’s Grew up in the ‘80’s Partied in the ‘90’s How blessed am I? Theatre Techie, Electrical Wholesaler, Schnauzer Dad, Homosexual, 🎭⚡️🐾🏳️🌈
Linear TV? I don’t even know her anymore
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Linear TV? I don’t even know her anymore
2/2
……as I helped her make the Yorkshire pudding batter for Christmas Dinner - something that previously only existed in my memory and as a photo - a still snapshot in time.
Nan wouldn’t be happy with that amount of flour tho!! 🤭
……as I helped her make the Yorkshire pudding batter for Christmas Dinner - something that previously only existed in my memory and as a photo - a still snapshot in time.
Nan wouldn’t be happy with that amount of flour tho!! 🤭
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
2/2
……as I helped her make the Yorkshire pudding batter for Christmas Dinner - something that previously only existed in my memory and as a photo - a still snapshot in time.
Nan wouldn’t be happy with that amount of flour tho!! 🤭
……as I helped her make the Yorkshire pudding batter for Christmas Dinner - something that previously only existed in my memory and as a photo - a still snapshot in time.
Nan wouldn’t be happy with that amount of flour tho!! 🤭
1/2.
AI is a tricky one.
At one end of the scale it is being used to fuel the fire of division, extremism, disinformation and endless scams.
At the other end of the scale, it’s put a film camera into my Nans kitchen in 1975…..
AI is a tricky one.
At one end of the scale it is being used to fuel the fire of division, extremism, disinformation and endless scams.
At the other end of the scale, it’s put a film camera into my Nans kitchen in 1975…..
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
1/2.
AI is a tricky one.
At one end of the scale it is being used to fuel the fire of division, extremism, disinformation and endless scams.
At the other end of the scale, it’s put a film camera into my Nans kitchen in 1975…..
AI is a tricky one.
At one end of the scale it is being used to fuel the fire of division, extremism, disinformation and endless scams.
At the other end of the scale, it’s put a film camera into my Nans kitchen in 1975…..
16 years ago today - when me and Jai had a flour fight for NO reason whatsoever 🤭
The cleanup took forever!
The cleanup took forever!
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
16 years ago today - when me and Jai had a flour fight for NO reason whatsoever 🤭
The cleanup took forever!
The cleanup took forever!
Mid band 5G transmitters typically operate at a frequency of 2.4gHz - the same frequency as a microwave oven.
Hardly a surprise then that they keep catching fire.
This happened yesterday opposite where I work.
I wonder how long it will be before a mast on top of a tower block catches fire?
Hardly a surprise then that they keep catching fire.
This happened yesterday opposite where I work.
I wonder how long it will be before a mast on top of a tower block catches fire?
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Mid band 5G transmitters typically operate at a frequency of 2.4gHz - the same frequency as a microwave oven.
Hardly a surprise then that they keep catching fire.
This happened yesterday opposite where I work.
I wonder how long it will be before a mast on top of a tower block catches fire?
Hardly a surprise then that they keep catching fire.
This happened yesterday opposite where I work.
I wonder how long it will be before a mast on top of a tower block catches fire?
I can’t believe the levels of corruption at the BBC these days.
Wouldn’t have happened under David Tennants reign
Wouldn’t have happened under David Tennants reign
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I can’t believe the levels of corruption at the BBC these days.
Wouldn’t have happened under David Tennants reign
Wouldn’t have happened under David Tennants reign
Pretty happy with this chart of my most interacted with accounts. All the lovely people are here ☺️ @itsmattagain.bsky.social seems to have got the branding on point with @schnauzerfest.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Pretty happy with this chart of my most interacted with accounts. All the lovely people are here ☺️ @itsmattagain.bsky.social seems to have got the branding on point with @schnauzerfest.bsky.social
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread
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November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread
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Perpetual tap. Had a small one that had a levitating can of coke that constantly filled a coke glass underneath - complete with glass ice cubes.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Perpetual tap. Had a small one that had a levitating can of coke that constantly filled a coke glass underneath - complete with glass ice cubes.
Niagra falls animated lamp. Bought by family friends as a gift. Again, mesmerising - until it started to squeak as it turned
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Niagra falls animated lamp. Bought by family friends as a gift. Again, mesmerising - until it started to squeak as it turned
You just unlocked some key retro kitsch memories for me.
1. Weird lady statue waterfall lamp. Came from my nans when she died. Mesmerising slow mo trippiness.
1. Weird lady statue waterfall lamp. Came from my nans when she died. Mesmerising slow mo trippiness.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You just unlocked some key retro kitsch memories for me.
1. Weird lady statue waterfall lamp. Came from my nans when she died. Mesmerising slow mo trippiness.
1. Weird lady statue waterfall lamp. Came from my nans when she died. Mesmerising slow mo trippiness.
People come and people go. Those that stay are special ☺️
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
People come and people go. Those that stay are special ☺️
Jokes that didn’t age well:
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Jokes that didn’t age well:
If you’re a criminal and concerned about the high costs of the basic equipment you need to do your job - Don’t worry! Labour is putting in place grants of up to £10k for Business Entrepreneurs like yourselves as you do your bit to reduce traffic and pollution on the UK’s road networks 🙃
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
If you’re a criminal and concerned about the high costs of the basic equipment you need to do your job - Don’t worry! Labour is putting in place grants of up to £10k for Business Entrepreneurs like yourselves as you do your bit to reduce traffic and pollution on the UK’s road networks 🙃
#TBT To the moment we reopened our sales counters to the public. A month earlier I had come back after being furloughed for seven months.
I think ‘terrified’ summed up how we felt at this point.
I think ‘terrified’ summed up how we felt at this point.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
#TBT To the moment we reopened our sales counters to the public. A month earlier I had come back after being furloughed for seven months.
I think ‘terrified’ summed up how we felt at this point.
I think ‘terrified’ summed up how we felt at this point.
23 years ago, this gorgeous, wonderful, funny man walked into my life….
….Well, at least now he won’t be walking out on me any time soon! 🤭
I am so lucky to have him ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Here’s to another 23 years together - mainly cuz my knees are just about done and I’m not far off needing a zimmer frame! 😂
….Well, at least now he won’t be walking out on me any time soon! 🤭
I am so lucky to have him ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Here’s to another 23 years together - mainly cuz my knees are just about done and I’m not far off needing a zimmer frame! 😂
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
23 years ago, this gorgeous, wonderful, funny man walked into my life….
….Well, at least now he won’t be walking out on me any time soon! 🤭
I am so lucky to have him ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Here’s to another 23 years together - mainly cuz my knees are just about done and I’m not far off needing a zimmer frame! 😂
….Well, at least now he won’t be walking out on me any time soon! 🤭
I am so lucky to have him ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Here’s to another 23 years together - mainly cuz my knees are just about done and I’m not far off needing a zimmer frame! 😂
Proud moment today 😬
My first ever senile purpura
At the age of 54 ☺️
I have literally NO IDEA how I got this bruise 😂
My first ever senile purpura
At the age of 54 ☺️
I have literally NO IDEA how I got this bruise 😂
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Proud moment today 😬
My first ever senile purpura
At the age of 54 ☺️
I have literally NO IDEA how I got this bruise 😂
My first ever senile purpura
At the age of 54 ☺️
I have literally NO IDEA how I got this bruise 😂
Well, this is it, this is where we’re at. After weeks of playing progressively louder fireworks on the TV, radio on, cooker hood on full speed and Alexa playing sea sounds in the background to desensitise Maya. Hopefully we won’t have to medicate Maya tonite to stop the terror from Bonfire night 🥹❤️
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Well, this is it, this is where we’re at. After weeks of playing progressively louder fireworks on the TV, radio on, cooker hood on full speed and Alexa playing sea sounds in the background to desensitise Maya. Hopefully we won’t have to medicate Maya tonite to stop the terror from Bonfire night 🥹❤️
Our house is full of Beko appliances. As gays, it’s nice to know we are surrounded by koc and doing our bit for arcelik 🤭
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Our house is full of Beko appliances. As gays, it’s nice to know we are surrounded by koc and doing our bit for arcelik 🤭
(You carry it better than me tho)
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
(You carry it better than me tho)
….and somehow, he’s actually got WORSE 🤦🏻♂️
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
….and somehow, he’s actually got WORSE 🤦🏻♂️
My biggest comeback 🤴
October 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
My biggest comeback 🤴