Marty Ballard
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Marty Ballard
@martyballard.bsky.social
Software engineer, backpacker, cyclist, husband, dad. Protector of the less fortunate.
She may not use words, but she definitely speaks.
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Goodbye Melania! What’s that smell?
#diaperdon
#trump
#trumpsmells
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Fighting ICE on the mean streets of Portland.
#portland
#fuckice
#sora
#icesucks
October 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The most accurate obituary of CK.
September 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Warning: This is brutal.
#charliekirk
#shooting
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
At this point I would not be surprised to find out that MAGA actually drinks baby blood 🩸 before the aliens 👽 arrive.
#3I/ATLAS
September 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
September 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Proof of life. #trumpalive
August 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I miss living in a democracy.
August 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hopefully soon…
August 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
So we now live in a dictatorship. Where do I find a bread line?
I’m livid. We have to end this shit.
August 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Let’s talk about what a fucking dictator move this is. Why the fuck are we, US citizens, putting up with this bullshit?
If you can’t tell, I’m fucking angry about this shit!!!
August 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I had a great day at the #NoKings protest in Katy, TX. I saw @tamanthajayne.bsky.social in the crowd, I believe we had over 1,000 people!
June 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
May 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I know this well be a hard choice, so do your best.
#saveone
#tacos
#saynotobillionaires
April 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
New pope!!!
April 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Too good to not share. KKKaroline got her ass handed to her.
March 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Clearly ivermectin is a miracle drug! Right? RIGHT?
March 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
And now, FBI Director Ka$h Patel enlists the UFC to train FBI agents!

Sounds like Donnie is about to fake another attempt.
#FBI
#idiocracy
February 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
February 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
February 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“MUX SUX” keyed into the back of this Model 3.

I guess if you drive a Nazi sled you should expect some scratches.

#nazi
#tesla
#fuckelon
#fucktrump
February 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m staying on the ground for a while.
#airsafety
#faa
February 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
We are under attack.
February 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM