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we should treat criticizing chappell roan as the equivalent of calling marty mcfly chicken.
October 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
we should treat criticizing chappell roan as the equivalent of calling marty mcfly chicken.
whoa, here she comes
watch out boy, she’ll tear you up
whoa, here she comes
she’s amanita
watch out boy, she’ll tear you up
whoa, here she comes
she’s amanita
September 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
whoa, here she comes
watch out boy, she’ll tear you up
whoa, here she comes
she’s amanita
watch out boy, she’ll tear you up
whoa, here she comes
she’s amanita
mantis shrimp have like 12 colour receptors in their eyes, but they can’t combine or mix the colours.
i *think* what this means a mantis shrimp sees the world like the graphics from peasant’s quest
i *think* what this means a mantis shrimp sees the world like the graphics from peasant’s quest
August 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
mantis shrimp have like 12 colour receptors in their eyes, but they can’t combine or mix the colours.
i *think* what this means a mantis shrimp sees the world like the graphics from peasant’s quest
i *think* what this means a mantis shrimp sees the world like the graphics from peasant’s quest
remember when being able to make this kind of thing made you the popular kid among the hackers?
August 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
remember when being able to make this kind of thing made you the popular kid among the hackers?
heats flamesman presents: the heats flamesman charity smackdown, a 7-game series between the calgary flames and the miami heat
July 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
heats flamesman presents: the heats flamesman charity smackdown, a 7-game series between the calgary flames and the miami heat
i can't pay attention to anyone who uses that word because i immediately picture that the banker is this person:
July 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i can't pay attention to anyone who uses that word because i immediately picture that the banker is this person:
i really liked this partial sentence i read in wikipedia. the irony is just… perfection
June 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i really liked this partial sentence i read in wikipedia. the irony is just… perfection
"lack of diversity of thought". meanwhile on conservapedia:
June 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"lack of diversity of thought". meanwhile on conservapedia:
the right: there's no diversity of thought
also the right:
also the right:
June 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
the right: there's no diversity of thought
also the right:
also the right:
whenever someone complains about "lack of diversity of thought" on our end, have them read the first paragraph of this conservapedia article.
June 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
whenever someone complains about "lack of diversity of thought" on our end, have them read the first paragraph of this conservapedia article.
i think google a.i. should respond to every question with a statement of the form "X is NOT the answer to your question"
May 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i think google a.i. should respond to every question with a statement of the form "X is NOT the answer to your question"
i thought of da huuuuuudge
May 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i thought of da huuuuuudge
have you posted this one yet?
May 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
have you posted this one yet?