martstumpy.bsky.social
@martstumpy.bsky.social
That bottom post really comes across as the antithesis of whimsy..
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"The Council of the Food Court is corrupt and weak! I will return and wreak my festive vengeance!"
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It's so great. I've got such a soft spot for Kobolds. Admittedly I've terribly killed many in various campaigns (my halfling rogue's shortbow actually blew one up once, solid critical hit!).
But they keep coming back with a spring in their step and questionable loyalties!
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A big shark. It would instantly asphyxiate outside of water, boom!
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'd rather steal "short, and intrinsically magical" for my neo-prog Hobbit-concept three-disc opus, cheers! X
December 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If a picture could talk, this one would say "GRAAAAARGH!"
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is my go-to fashion advice forever..
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
That's not a scarecrow, that's Eeyore after a terrible skydiving accident!
Dark..
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Anthony Gordon surely, or is it his hair that's punchable? Certainly enrages me..
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Tsk, why do my gifs never gif..?
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Back in the day in South Devon, we often combined the two. But now I prefer remembering!
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Every farm or garage lad in my (rural) local dresses like a total urban peacock when the go out in the evening. Why would they spend all day in the clothes they work in?
Only the posh boys in the pub look like farmers or mechanics..
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It's a maverick move, let's see how it plays out..
I'm going to take a more conservative tack, by enjoying a beer. Wearing an Arsenal shirt. Surrounded by friends dressed similarly. While various screens in our hostelry show a specific football match.
Zero stress.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Bluepink Jessy, don't think it screams 'tactical'..
Am I an Enid Blyton heroine or a Kpop princess? Either way, this Metalhead is ENCHANTED!
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Merry Christmas! Now, please kill meeeeee...!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
He should play professionally, maybe in London? North of the river?
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I actually wouldn't mind owning a napkin that Stephen King had written Ghoul on!
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM