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THAT’S MY PURSE!! I DON’T KNOW YOU! 😡
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Using a relatively easy glitch in Yoshi's Island, it is possible to underflow the life counter and make it roll over from having 0 lives directly to 999.
June 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Day 124 of the Rack of Lamb Only Diet.
✅ No grains.
✅ No greens.
✅ No regrets.
My last dispatch was Day 21. Then—silence. I vanished. But the rack never left me. Today, I return. Reborn. Re-racked. 🐑🔥
April 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Doom and/or gloom 💀😭🌧️
February 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Be superstitious, just for today. 🕳️🦫
February 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Found a needle in a haystack. Now, I’m wondering who’s out here doing drugs on a haystack and losing their paraphernalia? Priorities, people! 😑🙌💉
January 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain 😌🙌🌧️🇪🇸
January 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Dora is here on a work visa! 😭
January 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ringworm! 😀🙌🪱
January 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Coffee-flavored bacon or bacon-flavored coffee? 😋☕️🥓
January 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Daily garbage post that wasn’t good enough for X.
January 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Brrrrrr 🥶
January 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
100,000 leagues under my nutsack
January 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We finna doodis
January 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Day 21 of the Rack of Lamb Only Diet 🐑🔥

✅ Still no grains.
✅ Still no greens.
✅ Still no regrets.

Today, the Lamb Enlightenment deepened. I am but a humble servant to the rack, and Day 21 has revealed new truths of devotion and sacrifice. 🙏🐑 Let me share 🤗
January 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Liberate Canada! 😀🙌🍁
January 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Reagan Years 😌🙌🇺🇸 m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61g...
January 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Vampirerobotzombieninja
January 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The clownery must cease 😑🙌 media.makeameme.org/created/free...
January 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Happy Insurrection Day! 😀🙌🥳🎉🎊
January 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Good energy is flowing through me 😌🧘‍♂️
January 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I am releasing the past. 😌🧘‍♂️
January 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What exactly do you mean by “you people”? 🤨
January 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Day 20 of the Rack of Lamb Only Diet 🐑🔥

✅ No grains.
✅ No greens.
✅ No limits to lamb devotion.

Today, I formalized The Rack Religion. With 20 days of pure lamb enlightenment, it’s time to establish rules, rituals, and commandments. The lamb is our guide, our savior, our destiny. 🙌🐑
January 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM