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Martin Robertson
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November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Look! It's the Trojan horse!"

"That is in The Illiad not The Odyssey."

[silence]
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I wonder why?
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
look at the state of that LOL
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"Somehow a Nazi, paedophile Satanist returned when 70 million paedophile enablers voted for him."
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Medicare will cover some "obesity drugs", says Trump

Same day:

Trump asks the "obesity drugs" company for a percentage.

"Obesity drugs" company representitive collapses onto the floor.

Both on camera.
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Trump has no idea if that man was having a heart attack or a stroke or something else very serious.

He doesn't even react. Psychopath trait.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
November 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
another guitar shop dies :(
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Ah guess who just discovered they didn't take their heart attack medication last night..
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Mary Whitehouse won. It is now being made for 3yos.
October 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Where do they want to house asylum seekers?

People arriving in boats across the English Channel.

Inverness. Over 600 miles from Dover and in Scotland.

They must genuinely think everyone is stupid.
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hallowe'en Festival this year has been massively popular and successful.
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
October 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
October 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
....although it does sound like it might be a Michael Moorcock novel if you say "Transtemporal gender fluid time agent, Jerry Cornelius, fighting peadophile Nazis while robot drones murder random people across the multiverse"
October 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Tech, crypto and tobacco companies are funding Trump’s White House ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the AI version, yes...
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM