martinput
@martinput.bsky.social
Retired curmudgeon, find humour in the weirdest of places.
Who invited them to take this role?
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Who invited them to take this role?
Just returned from the Suffolk town of Southwold where this mural is painted on the pier acknowledging his residence in the town from 1932 - 9139.
October 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Just returned from the Suffolk town of Southwold where this mural is painted on the pier acknowledging his residence in the town from 1932 - 9139.
Shades of the graphic artist M C Esher:
October 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Shades of the graphic artist M C Esher:
I have a very old medical book that epitomises GP practice.
Every symptom lists possible causes by likelihood:
Probable causes
Possible causes
Rare causes.
In the brief moment allowed, they start at the top and work downwards if the first diagnosis is inaccurate.
Jess's rule should work.
Every symptom lists possible causes by likelihood:
Probable causes
Possible causes
Rare causes.
In the brief moment allowed, they start at the top and work downwards if the first diagnosis is inaccurate.
Jess's rule should work.
September 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I have a very old medical book that epitomises GP practice.
Every symptom lists possible causes by likelihood:
Probable causes
Possible causes
Rare causes.
In the brief moment allowed, they start at the top and work downwards if the first diagnosis is inaccurate.
Jess's rule should work.
Every symptom lists possible causes by likelihood:
Probable causes
Possible causes
Rare causes.
In the brief moment allowed, they start at the top and work downwards if the first diagnosis is inaccurate.
Jess's rule should work.
No wonder, have you seen the rubbish?
Once again Farage aping Trump's business acumen - or rather lack of it...
Who else but a serious flunkey would buy that?
Once again Farage aping Trump's business acumen - or rather lack of it...
Who else but a serious flunkey would buy that?
September 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
No wonder, have you seen the rubbish?
Once again Farage aping Trump's business acumen - or rather lack of it...
Who else but a serious flunkey would buy that?
Once again Farage aping Trump's business acumen - or rather lack of it...
Who else but a serious flunkey would buy that?
Came across this, which is remarkably like my impression from that design
August 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Came across this, which is remarkably like my impression from that design
"Shiny...
...I want, gimmee, gimmee, gimmee."
And that's why the trophy is in Trump's office.
...I want, gimmee, gimmee, gimmee."
And that's why the trophy is in Trump's office.
August 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
"Shiny...
...I want, gimmee, gimmee, gimmee."
And that's why the trophy is in Trump's office.
...I want, gimmee, gimmee, gimmee."
And that's why the trophy is in Trump's office.
Last time Trump seen on the Rose Garden lawn...
August 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Last time Trump seen on the Rose Garden lawn...
Is this more legible?
August 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Is this more legible?
This was my effort of making the sign more honest:
August 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This was my effort of making the sign more honest:
We won't know the truth behind these rumours for another 50 years:
August 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We won't know the truth behind these rumours for another 50 years:
Version of Ludo, but with potential for more players.
August 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Version of Ludo, but with potential for more players.
This from Surrey C C C twitter account:
August 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This from Surrey C C C twitter account:
It's ancient Hindu art, meaning good luck.
July 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It's ancient Hindu art, meaning good luck.
My forever favourite is the Great British Pork Pie.
I went into paroxisms of delight, finding this example in Sandringham House visitor cafe. Perfect mix of hot water pastry, meat, and jelly.
No label, maybe cooked in estate kitchen?
I went into paroxisms of delight, finding this example in Sandringham House visitor cafe. Perfect mix of hot water pastry, meat, and jelly.
No label, maybe cooked in estate kitchen?
July 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My forever favourite is the Great British Pork Pie.
I went into paroxisms of delight, finding this example in Sandringham House visitor cafe. Perfect mix of hot water pastry, meat, and jelly.
No label, maybe cooked in estate kitchen?
I went into paroxisms of delight, finding this example in Sandringham House visitor cafe. Perfect mix of hot water pastry, meat, and jelly.
No label, maybe cooked in estate kitchen?
Apparently the Google Maps Easter Egg no longer works, but here's a snapshot of the original easter egg. The original gave a full 360 image:
July 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Apparently the Google Maps Easter Egg no longer works, but here's a snapshot of the original easter egg. The original gave a full 360 image:
Is this where the yellow snow that we are supposed to eat comes from?
July 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Is this where the yellow snow that we are supposed to eat comes from?
Talking of phone boxes, visit this one on Google Maps, you can enter it.
It's Dr Who's Tardis.
It's Dr Who's Tardis.
June 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Talking of phone boxes, visit this one on Google Maps, you can enter it.
It's Dr Who's Tardis.
It's Dr Who's Tardis.
Here you go, no ads, apart from these for Rolex😉🤣
June 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Here you go, no ads, apart from these for Rolex😉🤣
In Norfolk, local delicacy G W Frank sausages made just up the road from my caravan site.
So I had to pay homage:
So I had to pay homage:
May 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
In Norfolk, local delicacy G W Frank sausages made just up the road from my caravan site.
So I had to pay homage:
So I had to pay homage: