Martin Parker
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Martin Parker
@martinnumbernine.bsky.social
Born @ 323ppm CO2
He/him
I wonder why they deem immigration worthy of a “Special”, but not climate change, or countless other issues of great concern?
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Rapist, racist, beggar man, thief.
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Raising Indulgences, Chicago style.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Rumours that the next plan will be drawn up between Andy Shitson and Yuri Forbrainski.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It is surely more in the national interest, though, for the government to obey the rules set by parliament.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Would the BBC be entitled to financial disclosure from Trump relating to his income before and after the programme? The prospect of a couple of forensic accountants might make him run a mile.
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The drawing is of course not to scale. Murdoch actually has vastly more cookies than that, proportionately.
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
For decades, Greens have been told by Labourites to stand aside as only Labour can beat the Tories.

I assume they will all now be advocating for Labour to stand aside as only the Greens can beat Farage.
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Oh FFS. Now you’ve gone and broken Betteridge’s law.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“Leaked”
October 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I expect we’ll see JD Vance condemn this affront to freedom of speech any moment now…
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The Whites-only Palace
October 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Does he need a lift to the airport?
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Any, and all, members of the legislature, the executive, or the the judiciary who refuse to accept the results of elections should be impeached. No ifs. No buts. They have no business in government.
October 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
One of their castles must have a dungeon.
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM