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Martin Parker
@martinnumber9.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy
Born @ 323ppm CO2
He/him

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Fuck Trump. Fuck FIFA. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“Eau de Trump.

An unmistakable blend of a whiff of hypocrisy, the reek of corruption and an overwhelming stench of fascism.

Available now from no good retailers.”
July 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A guide for the perplexed:

Black smoke - no pope
White smoke - pope
Orange smoke - we’re all fucked

#conclave
May 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Democracy is being torn apart so quickly in the USA that it is surely just a matter of time until they add the word Democratic to their constitutional name.
March 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
There is no middle ground. If you are anti-antifa, then you are pro-fascist. Simple as.
March 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Today we celebrate World Book Day in the UK, on a different day to the rest of the world. How very British of us.

Anyway, this is the book I shall be reading, rather more apposite than I would have liked.

#worldbookday
March 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
🇺🇦❤️

That is all.
February 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Merry Crimble to everyone who celebrates*, and to everyone who doesn’t, have a very great day anyway!

*except Christian fundamentalists who believe life starts at conception, who presumably celebrated Christmas back in March.
December 25, 2024 at 8:32 AM