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Martin Murray
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Farmer, Agronomist, Chair of NSW Farmers Young Farmers Council
Turns out a great way to get nautical themed movies banned in the house is to start googling schooners for sale…
September 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
An Australian fighting in Ukraine made a Vegemite hand grenade and Vegemite replied 😂😂
September 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
All wool workout, wool shirt, wool shorts and obviously wool socks 😉
September 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Still a bit moist in the paddock so if you’re looking for something to do Tuesday night and a member of @NSWFarmers Young Farmers join us for @D_LittleproudMP
Register here nswfarmers.us7.list-manage.com/track/click?...
August 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Finally got under 11:18 yesterday
August 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Redlining 😩
August 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
A shout out to @NSWFarmers young farmer member to attend a online webinar with @JulieCollinsMP

Register here

us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regist…
August 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
A $20 watch that’ll get you on a watch list…..
Or you’ll be called a hipster.
August 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Following Rachel’s present I went for a browse on the dealers website and saw these two with their great wheat patterns.
The left is attributed Herod Agrippa and right is attributed to some chap called Pontius Pilate
July 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
NSW Farmers, not just greyed hair blokes in tweed
July 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Comes back from weekend at the rugby 1.6kg heavier and 20 second improvement on my run time…. 🤷‍♂️
July 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
They reckon farming is stressful look at what a career in acting has done to rob sitch
July 17, 2025 at 9:09 AM
A birthday present from my wife, a tetradrachm minted during the rein of Alexander the Great
He died at 32 after conquering the known world, I just turned 32. Im not sure what what to read into that…..
July 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
So that’s where they draw the line with afterpay…
July 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Can’t even give it away
July 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Went for a run the other day, at the end I looked at my watch, I’d set a cracking time. I was stoked with myself until I checked the map on Garmin and discovered that we were apparently 30km W of Armidale.
Actual distance was 3/4 what the watch said and nowhere near there
July 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
His codlyness, Todd the Magnificent is now at 26.5cm
He bought him as a fingerling from Narrabri fish farm back in December
July 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Call me Russ cause it’s time to hit the road
July 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
13 Bedrooms and 19 bathrooms spread across three houses.

That’s 1.46 bathrooms per bedroom, even if every room has ensuite there’s still 2 shared bathrooms per house. do Americans just not share or is gastrointestinal trouble significantly more common there?
June 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Yanks will bend over backwards for their “monster bass” yet this hard hitter is barely legal
June 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
For the 4th time (I think) Rachel has said I’m not allowed to go on the show
June 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Giving these guys a go again, my current supply is charging me 59.477cents at the moment
June 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
If anyone wants to scare themselves to sleep, while chat gpt didn’t geolocate Gragin peak. It did name me and my twitter handle in the reasoning prior to the final response.
June 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
They’ll let anyone hire a set of golf bats these days
June 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I actually had a cod follow me to the bank at a mates place on Sunday, tried a few different techniques to get him to bite. Ended up in a staring contest at the bank with me shaking the lure at him.
He didn’t bite, this is a different fish.
June 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM