Martin Soles
martinjsoles.bsky.social
Martin Soles
@martinjsoles.bsky.social
Old. Jurassic, some would say. Retainer of obscure information. A Dork.
Maybe the McDonald's Inaugural Peace Fry Plaque. (Plague might also fit.)
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
* so far
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The walk away man.
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Whenever I see abnormal, I think back to Young Frankenstein. That poor nice girl Abbie. Abbie Normal. I think that's her name. Yeah.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I remember the last Build conference that I got to go to. Nothing like hard boiled eggs for breakfast to get you fueled and gassed up for the day.
October 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I see that now. My brain decided the eye patch was also on the same side. But, hey. They didn't wear patches because of injury anywho. So, poor fella was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, I guess. And, he didn't lose his booty.
October 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Wow. All three on one side. That must've been a terrible accident. Did a cannon explode next to him?
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Plural? That's a great problem to have, I think.
September 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I wonder how many of the audience were thinking to themselves, "this could've been an email." Maybe not in such polite words, though.
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Remember that twenty you found? That was supposed to be bribe money to keep the family away. 😁
September 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The payback is when Present Me discovers the money was for some bill. Dang you Forgetful Past Me!
September 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm due to get my second shingles shot. I don't know how they are going to give me that along with my flu and covid vaccines that I also want. Should the radio transmitter go in my neck or my back?
September 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I just went through the store app. Why not support them with a few dollars? I do hate when there are all those spammy ads on a download page, though.
September 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If you're fine without photos, the subscription free Skylight way works great. You can have it display and sync multiple calendars. We use it for sharing from our different phone OSes as well as showing basic todos.
September 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I would love to see octo-brr. You only have to do eight pictures in the month. They need to be related to cold (ice, snow, rhinovirus, the fight over the thermostat, that sort of thing).
September 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
That's just the happiness overflowing onto your shirt.
August 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Of course, Bluesky only brought in the first frame of the GIF.
August 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I can see the campaign as now.

Just get pictures with the caption: "even I won't vote for me."
August 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Don't forget about ++C; C dull; C fuzzy.
June 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My first thought was, "did her husband tell her to say that?" And does he weigh in on all the Supreme Court cases? Then I remembered the "rules for thee but not for me" thing.
June 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hey, these bits aren't free. It's not like grow on trees. 😁
June 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It was fun when the Farscape kids got to join the show.
June 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Huh? Is that a spoiler? Now I'm going to be sad watching this season of Who.
May 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM