This weekend? I'm very envious, my weekend gaming is likely to consist of 17 minutes of Balatro on the switch with one hand as I feed a bottle to my baby with the other.

And we've been running fumes, injured are key players and been hampered as much as possible by the people who apparently have the best interests for the game. I'm loving the siege mentally at the moment I hope Arteta is weaponising it

Serious question. Is he an incompetent, bias di*khead? Asking for a friend.

Also I'm going to favour one department in particular, procurement can go 'do one' and I'll hold them back as much a possible but anything the Finance Team wants they can get

Does 'field tilt' mean a favouring to one side rather than another? Also if that's right which side?

20 years ago Chelsea cheated and got away with it. I wish our league officials had a back bone

Anyone else feel a bit sick?

Absolutely dreading this one

We're dreadful right now

And it took Newcastle 11 games to score 2 goals. This tie is only half way through.

I hate to write this but - on the 'is he the right guy?' Scales I just leaned towards 'No' for the first time.

Buy an attacking midfielder. Get attacking midfielder finishing. Shocking management of the squad, another season squandered

He's had 5 years. I'm just saying.

I'm so tired of our match outcomes being decided by contestable decisions. It's not about VAR. It's not about Refs. It's about our constant need to control the game and operate in too tight margins. Not enough 3-1 wins like City and Liverpool get because we're too conservative. It will end Arteta

Can we field 10 outfield Left Backs now? Is that the end game?

Yes that's exactly what I would tell the press if I was shocked how unfit and unprofessional my loan signing was too

Are we really going to assign the same Xg to a corner as Arsenal? Different gravy